We can tell that you're a closet imperialist. Of we course we can. Just look at you. That Napoleon hat you're wearing sort of gives you away.
But still, to satisfy your needs here?s Blobble Wars. It's a game where you fire balls at things until they change colour and then you win. In many ways, Blobble Wars is like conquering the actual world, except that it's just a game and you only conquer a handful of guns at best and oh be quiet.