Hey, you know that new film Salt, where Angelina Jolie runs around shooting people and it all looks a bit crap and nobody can really the see the point of watching it?
You do? Great. Then this game based on Salt needs little explanation. You’re Angelina Jolie and you have to run around inside an office shooting people. It’s as simple as that. PLUS, just to give you an impression of the pointlessness and crapitude of the film, the game happens to be in German, so you won’t have an actual clue about anything that’s going on. Brilliant!
CHRIS says
I THINK THE INCEPTION IS A MOVIE FOR THOSE WHO LIKES TO LIVE IN A LALA LAND. MOVIES THAT ARE BASED ON REALITY ARE NOT CRAP MOVIES, THAT IS WHY I LOVE
Michele says
LOVED SALT!!! inception was Nolan’s his geek fan squad’s and masterbatory fantasy.
Michele says
But JGL is a sexy beast and his part was much better than Leo’s and his constipated acting. JGL is the one to watch.
Mikail says
Is this a rant against Jolie? Seriously? Salt is a great action movie, it’s not supposed to be entirely believable, who would want to watch it then? Come to think about it, Inception is not so believable either. But I guess that is different. You either hate action or hate Jolie. Inception was good, but so was Salt, they are two different movies in two different genres with two different fan bases. There are plenty of silly games out there that do just fine, just because you don’t like this one, or it’s inspiration, does not mean someone else does not. I guess I did not know you were the chosen one on such topics. Go drool some move over Inception and pretend you are smarter than the rest of us. Personally, I would rather drool over Jolie, but I digress.