Paris Hilton Accused Of Flooring Photographer With Car Blonde thingy Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden are being investigated by police for an alleged hit and run, according to The Sun. They are accused of driving over photographer Glen Gurniak’s foot as they left a club in Los Angeles Thursday. Gurniak was left grounded, squealing in pain, as if he were nothing more than a piece of disposable paparazzi trash. However, he soon got up to file a police report against them with the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department. Spokesman Steve Witmore said: "The incident is currently under investigation."

Paris Hilton Paid £70,000 To Be Gawked At

When you have the working abilities and intelligence of a corpse, you’ll have to take any opportunity at making a bit of cash.

This is exactly what the world’s biggest waste of skin and bone has done. Known as Paris Hilton, to her folks, we regard her as a bad smell. Just like the fumes given off from a good dump, she is something that lingers around for what seems forever and just doesn’t go away.

Some people however disagree and oddly want to welcome pointless things in to their domain. A trendy nightclub in London reportedly wanted Paris and her other half to appear at their club so much that they paid her £70k to do so. Sadly though, she wasn’t placed in a cage in the centre of the room so people could throw peanuts and shout obscenities at her.

Tara Reid Knackers Her Body in Bali

Although Tara Reid's post-American Pie career has hinted at invincibility - full of non-stop partying punctuated by morale-sapping cameos on Scrubs - her recent Bali trip has proved that she's only human.

You see, Tara Reid has become the latest almost perfectly sober young woman to fall foul of Bali's notoriously uneven nightclub flooring. Reports suggest that after only 'a couple of drinks' at a Bali nightspot earlier this week, Tara Reid 'lost her footing' and fell hard enough to be hospitalised. Luckily the accident wasn't serious enough to postpone the release of Tara Reid's newest movie Land of Canaan, which will still be coming to a low-rent cut-price barely-watched digital movies on demand service near you next year.

Diddy Not Charged For His Nightclub Man-Smack

Diddy is a man of refined taste and sophisticated needs in all walks of life, so when Diddy leathers a bloke in a nightclub while screaming "I'll kill you, punk" it has to be an especially upmarket nightclub.

Also it helps if the bloke he leathers is so fiercely against pressing charges that he stops cooperating with police and changes his story about so often that the police have no option but to drop all charges against Diddy. Which, as luck would have it, has just happened. Although he was arrested last month for apparently punching a friend of his whose ex-girlfriend he's currently dating, Diddy has escaped from the ensuing investigation scot free. Hooray - Diddy lives to impassively mumble over an insultingly obvious Sting sample for another day.