Paris Hilton Paid £70,000 To Be Gawked At
When you have the working abilities and intelligence of a corpse, you’ll have to take any opportunity at making a bit of cash.
This is exactly what the world’s biggest waste of skin and bone has done. Known as Paris Hilton, to her folks, we regard her as a bad smell. Just like the fumes given off from a good dump, she is something that lingers around for what seems forever and just doesn’t go away.
Some people however disagree and oddly want to welcome pointless things in to their domain. A trendy nightclub in London reportedly wanted Paris and her other half to appear at their club so much that they paid her £70k to do so. Sadly though, she wasn’t placed in a cage in the centre of the room so people could throw peanuts and shout obscenities at her.
If Paris Hilton was ever asked to fill in a form that identified what she did for a living, it could take her a while to do. Not because she’s thick or anything, but because she’s really has tried just about every possible profession going.
In the beginning she was just another poser hanging around in L.A. But with her connections to a substandard hotel chain, her name quickly got out. Especially when her DIY porn movie was leaked.
OK, so porn wasn’t the way for Paris to prove herself. That’s alright; feminists like the Pankhursts fought for a lot more then the female vote. What about singing? Well, replace the word ’singing’ with the phrase ‘making a sound like some cats being drowned, dragged backwards through hedges and tortured’ then you’re getting close to Paris Hilton’s debut CD.
So Paris has had to resort to personal appearances. Yes, for two hours and a much lighter pocket you can hire Paris Hilton to flounce around at your party for a bit. Which is what happened last night at London nightclub Mahiki.
Did Paris sing? Did she juggle knives? Did she perform open heart surgery? Nope none of these – but she still managed to charge £70,000 for the trouble, according to Female First:
The hotel heiress arrived at Mahiki, in Mayfair, with her Good Charlotte rocker boyfriend Benji Madden at 1.20am on Tuesday (15.04.08). Paris – who promised ‘Mahiki Madness’ on the invitations to her special evening – performed a steamy dance for Benji before the pair left at around 3am. Before she left, Paris took to the dancefloor and gyrated to her flop single ‘Stars Are Blind’.
If that’s not value for money, then we’re idiots for buying twenty thousand plastic England flags for Euro 2008.
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