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Will Ferrell Announces Anchorman 2, Which Is Great News For Thick People

by Mof Gimmers

Will Ferrell is one of the worst things ever to happen to anything. He’s up there with Adam Sandler, Sarah Silverman and Robert Mugabe. And all of these people are mystifyingly popular with gawping idiots. Ferrell, presumably mugging in someone’s face and making farting noises right now, has a criminal record of tawdry comedy as [...]

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Demi Moore Understandably Devastated By Ashton Kutcher And Rihanna Having It Off With Each Other

by Mof Gimmers

In what universe is it okay to see Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna in a relationship? Just how did we smite thee god, to end up with such a repugnant pair, followed closely by a broken Demi Moore? This is what is happening according to reports and rumours. The vapid Kutch is rumoured to be having [...]

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Octomom Poses Nude For Cash, Which Is Just What We All Wanted

by Mof Gimmers

You remember Octomom right? She’s the woman who gave birth to FOURTEEN octopus babies. Calamarvelous! Of course, being such a gigantic freak show, the world’s press pounded her door day and night for a piece of the action. All the while, mucky pups inundated her with requests to get the chance to photograph her while [...]

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Broke Ass Dennis Rodman Is Not Paying Child Support

by Mof Gimmers

Oh, Dennis Rodman – the Easter Island statue of the NBA and various reality TV shows. He’s not doing so well these days. In fact, he’s broke. He’s more broke than hecklerspray. People want dollars and pounds from Rodman because he had sex without a condom on. Yep, Dennis is being asked to pay more than [...]

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Sinitta Worries About Cowell’s Intruder (While Thinking She’s The Only Person Who Should Be Breaking In And Acting Weird)

by Mof Gimmers

Sinitta wants Simon Cowell to move house after an intruder was found in his wardrobe covered in blood. Sinitta probably thought she was the only person who was allowed to be found hiding in his house, acting like a lunatic. The leaf-wearing maniac dated Simon in the ’80s and has remained his close friend ever [...]

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Alicia Silverstone Likes Spitting Into Her Child’s Mouth

by Mof Gimmers

She was made famous by a series of awful Aerosmith videos before starring in a terrible Batman film. Apart from that, Alicia Silverstone hasn’t done a great deal. Until now that is! Now, she’s all about regurgitating her food and spitting it into her child’s mouth! That’s right. Alicia is like some kind of seabird, [...]

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Khloe Kardashian Quits PETA After They Flour Kim, Like A Stropping Baby

by Mof Gimmers

Ah, wasn’t it fun when Kim Kardashian got a flour bomb in her hair and all over her clothes? Schoolboy prankery is always welcomed on hecklerspray. As suspected, the flour bomb was from someone connected to PETA, which sullies things. PETA aren’t particularly fun are they? Sure, they’re entitled to their beliefs, but wouldn’t it [...]

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Justin Bieber Explains How To Be A Good Boyfriend (Does It Include Unsavoury Views On Abortion?)

by Mof Gimmers

Justin Bieber has released a new song called ‘Boyfriend’ and absolutely no-one over the age of 10 who isn’t an outrageous pederast gives two hoots. However, it does give him the chance to talk about things he has little-to-no clue about. See, some idiot decided to talk to him like he was a fully formed [...]

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Bobby Brown Shocks Everyone By Getting Arrested Again

by Mof Gimmers

After telling everyone that he slept in his car, nearly bankrupting himself to get Whitney Houston into rehab, everyone briefly thought that they had Bobby Brown all wrong. Maybe he’s a nice guy and not the ghoul he’s been painted as? But then you remember the trouble he’s caused all by himself. Candy Girl being [...]

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Rihanna Wants To Show You Her Underboob, Leaving Us All Very Weary [NSFW]

by Mof Gimmers

Rihanna. She likes sex. We geddit. She really, really likes sex. Talking about sex. She likes that too. And having sex. In a bed. With no clothes on. And getting her boobies out. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Say it over and over out loud, and soon the word loses all meaning and [...]

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