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Natalie Portman: Why I Became An Enfeebled, Lentil-Eating Vegan Wuss

by Stuart Heritage

Natalie Portman is a vegan, which is both good and bad. The good news is that you could easily lure her into bed with a plate of Chile Non Carne and a couple of Linda McCartney sausage rolls.

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Famous Beauties Who Like Their Men UGLY!

by Josh Burt

Ever since gorgeous Marilyn Monroe stepped out with George-Formby lookalike Joe DiMaggio, a handful of famous stunners have continued the trend of unveiling their new boyfriends to the sound of a thousand showbusiness journalists dry puking whilst attempting to write short hand. Surely the rules dictate that great looking people should stick to their own [...]

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Natalie Portman Is Thor, Or Thor’s Missus, Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Thor is going to be a huge movie for Marvel – if all goes well it’ll end up as its first humiliating flop.

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