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Film Review: Bad Teacher

by Justrestingmyeyes

Let’s get one thing straight. No-one, but no-one, likes a worthy teacher film. Nothing brings up the traditional blogger’s lunch of White Lightning and pocket fluff into a hecklersprayer’s gullet quicker than watching some earnest nonsense where some skinny blonde chick like Mickey Piffler changes the lives of a gang of murderous children simply through [...]

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The Scissor Sisters To Write Songs For Fraggle Rock Film, Which They’ll Ruin

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Fraggle Rock? Do you? Oooooh! Yes! There was… uh… Wembley. Red. The one in the dressing gown. Um. Those little fellas who had scaffolding made from sugar or something. And then there was the giant lummox with the allotment. And… er… Marjory the Trash Heap. Oh, and if you watched it in the UK, [...]

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Emma Watson Learns To Talk Like A Stupid American

by Mof Gimmers

Howdy pardners! Emma ‘YeeHaw’ Watson is in the good ol’ U S of A to work on her American doodle dandy accent for a role in ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower’, which is one of those varmint adaptation of the hella controversial book doobry  about teenage life and sexuality. Whyayeoudda! As you critters can [...]

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie To Enter Depressing World Of Marriage

by Mof Gimmers

You there. You probably fancy Brad Pitt. You probably fancy Angelina Jolie as well. There’s laws written which mean that everyone must lust after one of them at some point in your pathetic excuse for a life, or else risk the punishment of certain death. And now, we’re about to have our collective nose rubbed [...]

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Don’t Get Brad Pitt Started On Religion Okay?

by Mof Gimmers

Oooh! Brad Pitt! He’s got a well-made face hasn’t he? Remember when he had his top off in Fight Club?! That was good acting wasn’t it? Yeah, everyone loves Brad Pitt. Women want to be him, men want to kiss him on the ear! But what do we know about Pitt? Well, we know that [...]

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Cheryl Cole Challenges Emma Watson To A Scrap

by Michael Park

In a shocking revelation this week, pop entity Cheryl Cole laid down the gauntlet to that lassie from Harry Potter that it’s now all right to fancy, Emma Watson. Harry Potter girl has been accused by former Girls Aloud star and alleged racist Cheryl of stealing her Style Crown, given to her by Glamour Magazine [...]

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 Trailer Released (Exploding Things Ahoy!)

by Mof Gimmers

Oi! People who like Harry Potter! It’s the trailer for the thing you’ve all been waiting for! That’s right kiddiekins (and adultkins as well), the final instalment from Hogwarts is upon us with Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 looking rather explodey. In the trailer, which you can see over the jump, you’ll [...]

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Angelina Jolie Has A Tattoo Which Has Got Her Pregnant Probably

by Mof Gimmers

Sweet Jesus! Massive news hits hecklerspray! Angelina Jolie has gone and got herself a seventh tattoo! Imagine that! What has she got? ACAB across her knuckles? A tattoo of a Hitler moustache? A picture of a baby on her forehead? Well, funny you should mention babies (yes, you mentioned them – not us) because Jolie [...]

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Jackie Chan Survives Death To Make More Awful Films

by Kris Silver

Martial arts legend and screen icon Jackie Chan survived his own death yesterday, proving once again that he is definitely much harder than Ross Kemp. But that really isn’t saying much. Jackie Chan became a top trending topic on Twitter worldwide after rumours of his death began to circulate on the micro messaging site. Now, [...]

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Russell Brand Still Can’t Act (Trailer For Arthur Remake Pretty Much Underlines The Point)

by Kris Silver

A new trailer for Russell Brand’s probably eagerly awaited latest film, a remake of Steve Gordon’s 1981 film Arthur, has been released, so we here at hecklerspray thought we’d take some time to take a peek and try to figure out what we can expect from the latest in a long line of Hollywood remakes [...]

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