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The Other Guys – Blu-ray Review

by David Scarborough

It was only a matter of time until Mark Wahlberg embraced the fact that he was fast turning into bumbling platypus that Tinsletown pointed and laughed at. Firstly, he had the indignity of dubbing himself ‘Marky Mark,’ affiliating himself with the hideously named Funky Bunch, starring in numerous so-so movies (under the guise of serious [...]

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Brad Pitt Is Getting Married To Angelina Jolie Thanks To Massive Ring

by Mof Gimmers

Let’s all buy stupid hats and pretend we’re welcome at a wedding that we’re clearly not invited to, Cilla Black style, as we pretend to give a shit that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are to tie the knot in a Hindu ceremony! Woooo! It’s a popular option at the moment, as Katy Perry and [...]

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Joss Whedon Has A Big Cry Like A Pathetic Baby Over News Of New Buffy The Vampire Slayer Movie

by Mof Gimmers

Oi! Sadsacks! There’s going to be a new Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie. How do you like them blood oranges? Can’t wait to see Sarah Michelle Gellar teaming up with Joss Whedon again? Well, uh… just hold your horses. Warner Bros. have announced that they’ll be making a reboot of Buffy and it will not [...]

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow Part One

by hecklerspray staff

Hardened critics love having a pop at Harry Potter. They prance around, nose in the air, clutching their copy of whatever obscure flawed masterpiece is in vogue at the time, claiming the Potter films to be quite rubbish – a two-star at best. Well, Potter fans don’t give a stuff about them. And so they [...]

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Leaks Online!

by Mof Gimmers

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is out really, really soon. However, some of you lot just can’t wait. According to sources, the first 36 minutes of the latest instalment of the film were leaked online. It’s obvious that Harry Potter films are highly searched for on Torrent sites (because it’s nerds who inhabit both [...]

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Emma Watson Topless Kiss In Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Prompts Confused Feelings

by Mof Gimmers

Unless you’re a similar age to Emma Watson, it’s very difficult to be open and honest about how attractive she is. If you’ve watched the Harry Potter films, then you’ve effectively babysat her, watching her grow up from a child, into a gangly teen, ultimately, into Mia Farrow. In any other circumstance, you could probably [...]

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part I Clips! Watch Them With Your Non-Wizard Eyes!

by Mof Gimmers

The Harry Potter franchise is about to come to a close. Does that make you sad? Don’t worry! In a couple of years, when certain people start craving attention again, someone will make a prequel or something. If its good enough for Star Wars and Alien, it is certainly good enough for Harry Potter & [...]

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Harry Potter’s Emma Watson Pukes At How Grotesquely Wealthy She Is

by Mof Gimmers

Are you gearing yourself up to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1? A lot of you have spent a lot of money watching the films of the children’s fantasy books, making the actors on the franchise very wealthy indeed! And now, Emma Watson wants to tell us about her riches. A few [...]

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James Cameron Wants Angelina Jolie To Bathe In Ass Milk For Cleopatra

by Mof Gimmers

When she’s not going to poverty stricken places looking all wealthy, Angelina Jolie has a sideline in acting. That’s right. She pretends to be other people and other people pay her for it. Like us, she’s paid to lie. So from being the new Lady Diana to what? Well, she could be starring as Cleopatra [...]

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Eye Owners! Here’s the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer

by Mof Gimmers

Do you like Harry Potter? You’re probably awaiting some kind of cutting aside now, where you’re chided for being a big baby for liking a children’s film. You are? Sorry. That’s not going to happen here because, basically, every half decent joke about Harry Potter has already been told, leaving only the laziest observations left [...]

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