Are you one of these people who hates their mother-in-law? Good. You probably deserve it for picking such a lousy partner in the first place. Seriously. What were you thinking? Were you that desperate for a ride?
Anyhoo, one person who has had bother with their other-half’s mum is Angelina Jolie. It’s fair to say she’s not desperate for a shag. She could pretty much shag anyone she wanted.
Jolie hasn’t seen eye-to-eye with Brad Pitt’s mother because Brad Pitt’s mother is an overbearing weapon who likes sticking her oar in. Of course, Jolie is an opinionated, jealous lunatic, so it wasn’t ever going to be pretty.
Well, it appears that the feuding pair have called a truce and now, Angelina and Jane Pitt are acting like adults. Nice adults. Not those fighting adults.
Six long years these tits have been at it!
Why? Well, Jane, reportedly criticised Angelina?s mothering skills when she threw some kind of dreary children’s party for those babies they stole from some undernourished country. That ‘degenerated into a bitter showdown’.
Sources told NOW magazine:
?Ever since Brad got together with Angie, her poor relationship with his mom has been hanging over them like a dark cloud.?
They continued:
?Jane adored Jen and was devastated when Brad left her for Ange. It didn’t help that Ange’s attitude was pretty much: ?Hey, if you don’t like me, I don’t care. I am who I am – just deal with it.? “
You can picture her saying it can’t you? Puce faced, tight-lipped sneering mother glaring at faux-sass indignant Hollywood bozo stood beside a greying Brad Pitt who wishes they’d both just piss off.
At least they’re all playing nice though, eh?
BUT NO-ONE CARES! EVEN US WHO ARE WRITING THIS GODAWFUL ARTICLE. WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE US FOR WASTING YOUR STINKING TIME?
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sammybingo says
Why the fuck did I read that. You owe me a pint of wine and 30 seconds of my life back.
grace says
OMG this has to be worse than reading Star National Enquierer and all the tabloid crap and bullshit! WTF is wrong with you idiots? Ohhh that’s right any trash you write about the HW’s Royal Couple you think will bring money.
Sorry IDIOT! You liars have been playing this BS game for SEVEN years and after SIX gorgeous kids!
No one believes your eyes since we have eyes and brains…We see how much they love each other and are always together. Show me more than 3 or 4 pictures with the ugly, talentless Jen and Jane? I can show you hundreds of pictures of Angie and Jane in namibia, NY, MO, Hungary, Venice, premieres of AMH and CCOBB, in Niagra Falls.
Stop your DISGUSTING lies! Just remember the video when Jane was gushing over Angie’s gift, a charm bracelet with 14 of her grandkids and she said “my most precious possession” Do you really think Jane does not love and adore and respect Angie? The woman who made her first born Bradley very happy and gave their son 6 wonderful kids he had been yearning for for years and gave them 6 gorgeous grandkids! You are an IDIOT! Keep writing tabloid lies, no wonder the subscriptions are down…No one wants to read BS!
Marrie says
Um no offence, but you sound like a mental person
Mangosta says
Either a mental person or an IDIOT!
d says
Never could understand why Brad’s mom didn’t accept a Angie. She was only a cutter, a herion addict, immoral sleazebag and a home wrecker. (Did I forget anything?) What’s not to love?
Sad state of the world is showcased when people like Grace idolize these types of maladjusted freaks.