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Will Smith Fails For Once In His Life (At The ‘Not Earning A Lot Of Money’ Game)
By Ian Dransfield on Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 6:00pm | One Comment
Will Smith Fails For Once In His Life (At The ‘Not Earning A Lot Of Money’ Game) You have to sympathise with Will Smith - the man has had a rough time recently, having to deal with a constant barrage of claims that he's an evil Scientologist from the planet Zod, or wherever it is they come from.
Yes, the Fresh Prince has taken most of his time in-between promoting Hancock defending himself from rabid media types hurling these accusations at him.
We at hecklerspray feel very sorry for Will, so we're starting a 'Help Will Smith Fund' where we will collect aluminium cans and sell them at local scrap yards to raise funds to help young Willy defend himself...
What's that? He earned how much?! Oh. Well sod him then.
Who Stole all of Pete Doherty’s Money?
By hecklerspray staff on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:30am | 2 Comments
Who Stole all of Pete Doherty’s Money? The Sun has reported that official NME hero and tortured genius significantly lacking in genius and overcompensating in torturing, Peter Doherty, is running out of money and is in the process of assembling “a crack team of crimebusters to sniff out where (it) has gone".
First of all, who knew The Sun could be so bloody, bloody funny? Crack team! Sniff! Brilliant.
Daniel Kitson, Tony Law, Stewart Lee, John Hegley and Doug Stanhope combined couldn’t hope to come up with a single joke as original or brilliant.
Charlie Sheen To Denise Richards: Blah Blah Blah, Something About Money
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 6:00pm | One Comment
Charlie Sheen To Denise Richards: Blah Blah Blah, Something About Money If you've seen Denise Richards on TV defending her decision to whore out her kids on a reality show, you'll know that she is right and Charlie Sheen is wrong.
But get this - now Charlie Sheen is saying that he's right and Denise Richards is wrong! That's crazy - it's like everything we know is a lie! Or it's like Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are a couple of utter shitbaskets who can't stop bickering in public even though it'll obviously be detrimental to their childrens' development.
Anyway Denise Richards has been saying that she only made her reality TV show because she hasn't got any money, and Charlie Sheen has hit back saying that actually he gives her loads of money. Not all of it, though - he needs the rest of it for his whore fund. That's if he has a whore fund, obviously. Legally we wouldn't like to speculate.
Anne Heche Ain’t Got No Freaking Money
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 6:00pm | 2 Comments
Anne Heche Ain’t Got No Freaking Money Can it really be that time of year again? The 'feel sorry for Anne Heche but not really' time of year?
It must be, because Anne Heche is moping around court because her TV show got cancelled and now she can't even pay her child support bills.
Seriously, is this how bad the credit crunch has got? It's scary to think that not even a famous actress like Anne Heche can pay for the upbringing of her children because the measly $65,000 she gets for each of her tiny movie roles won't cover the cost of keeping her two international homes, her cars and all her other various expenses. Maybe we should stage a telethon for her.
Madonna Will Never Perform Old Songs Again… Unless Paid Lots Of Money
By C J Davies on Monday, March 31, 2008 at 1:30pm | 3 Comments
Madonna Will Never Perform Old Songs Again… Unless Paid Lots Of Money

Ah, the old 'I really like their early stuff' cliche.

You make it big, you keep on doing what you do, and sooner or later people start complaining that you're just not as good as you used to be. Surely every artist has to battle against this at some point? Woody Allen, for example, even went so far as to reference the concept in his film Stardust Memories, while we have it on good authority that the bloke from Babylon Zoo spends five hours every day crying over his framed gold disc of Spaceman, howling 'I could have been a god' and scaring away the postman.

You want to know who else is sick of having their early stuff dredged up again and again? Menopausal groovester Madonna, that's who. And she's so goshdarn annoyed that she's never, ever, ever going to play any of her old songs ever, ever again.

Oh - unless someone gives her a shitload of money.

Nigella Lawson To Let Her Kids Grow Up Penniless
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, January 30, 2008 at 11:30am | 2 Comments
Nigella Lawson To Let Her Kids Grow Up Penniless

Nigella Lawson and her husband share a wealth of about £110 million, but her kids can piss off if they think they're seeing any of it.

In a recent interview, Nigella Lawson has stated that she's refusing to leave her children any money in her will, because she thinks that rich kids are arseholes and that not earning money "ruins people."

Nigella Lawson married a man worth £100 million and lives in his £7 million Belgravia mansion. And her dad used to be Chancellor Of The Exchequer. We're just saying.

Thom Yorke Not Such A Fan Of EMI
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 11:30am | No Comment
Thom Yorke Not Such A Fan Of EMI

Thom Yorke is a happy soul - his hobbies include puppy-stroking and riding around meadows on a bicycle going "Wheeeee" - but EMI seems to have somehow done the impossible and made Thom Yorke a bit miserable.

Thom Yorke and EMI boss Guy Hands are in the middle of a war of words about why Radiohead left the record label. According to Hands, Radiohead wanted a £10 million advance for In Rainbows and control of their old albums, while Thom Yorke is claiming that the band just wanted to make sure their back catalogue was treated correctly. The emotional impact of this public bickering is thought to have already taken its toll on Thom Yorke, and has made him ditch plans for his forthcoming Europop collaboration with Same Difference from X Factor called A Very Merry Radiohead Party Fun Time.

Hardly Anyone Pays For Radiohead’s New Album
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 2:30pm | 6 Comments
Hardly Anyone Pays For Radiohead’s New Album

When Radiohead announced that fans could pay whatever they wanted for new album In Rainbows, it was meant to show that a band could trust its fans to acknowledge all the work that goes into an album's creation and pay accordingly.

Yeah, hasn't happened. Of all the people who downloaded In Rainbows last month, less than half of them actually paid anything at all for it, it's been revealed. According to researchers ComScore, only about 40% of people who downloaded In Rainbows by Radiohead decided that paying money to hear it was a good idea, spending an average sum of just $2.26 for it. Although this could be seen as a disastrous embarrassment for Radiohead, the band shouldn't get too downhearted - after all, most bands would struggle to charge $2.26 for a bunch of songs that sound like a bunch of Broken Social Scene B-sides in the first place.

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