Angelina Jolie is quite often at the front of charitable causes, giving us the plead-eye so we give our scant pennies to whatever plight she’s decided to pose before. It’s all very fulfilling being Brad Pitt’s other half.
And while she works for the UN and pouts at starving children, she also likes to blow loads of money on tat.
While visiting a shop in London, the actress forked out ?1,300 in 15 minutes. Probably on clothes made by infant hands in sweatshops.
All the suffering and hurt in the world weighed heavy on her shoulders as she quickly flicked through the racks, splashing out a admin monkey’s monthly wage on a number of pieces, including a mustard camisole, whatever the shit that is.
As well as worrying about the poor and needy, she was flanked by her stolen children, a bodyguard and personal assistant to help her carry the bags to her expensive car.
How wretched Jolie’s existence is.
And she’s not getting married. Nosiree. Jolie told Vanity Fair this week that she was not planning a secret wedding or anything like that, adding:
?I'm not pregnant. I'm not adopting at the moment.?
She’s far too busy acting like Bono for any of that nonsense.
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Jo says
It’s about time the celebs let down their cover to what they really are..
Michele says
Jolie actually puts her money where he mouth is.
lol says
What? she bought her children clothes. I guess they should only wear rags.
Greg says
Jo – for you to believe this bull puts you in a category of assumed intelligence.
Susan says
She spent money on clothes?
Am I supposed to be indignant over this??
Please grow up.
Lukas says
What a stupid article.
Stella says
Who cares about starving children! She and the like use them as publicity stunt. If they really wanted to help, they would simply use the money from their bank accounts to hammer home to the poor that they shouldn’t have so many children instead of throwing luxurious charity balls. Hypocrisy is the guiding principle of human society.
Cookie Monster says
“He” being Brad Pitt?