You know Jersey Shore? That’s right – the thing you can blame dreck like Geordie Shore and The Only Way Is Essex on. Well, one of the stars of the show – The Situation – is a monumental penis who has somehow weaselled his way into the VIP section.
So all is well? Not quite.
See, while he’s the star of a hit MTV show, some people aren’t so taken with him. Despite the free advertising that comes with appearing on a widely watched show, Abercrombie & Fitch have posted a statement on their website asking Mike ?The Situation? Sorrentino to stop wearing their clothes. That’s how much they hate him.
A&F say:
?We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino?s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image?
Okay.
?We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.”
Distressing? Really? What kind of simpering, spineless wimp wears Abercrombie & Fitch clothes then? The kind that feel distress when someone they don’t like buys the same clothes as them? Jesus Christ on a bike.
“We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael ?The Situation? Sorrentino and the producers of MTV?s The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand. We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response.?
Wait. So A&F are offering money to people to NOT wear their clothes? Can we, the team of ‘spray degenerates, also have money? We’ll accept money to never buy your clothes, even in the past.
Seems like we’ve got an Abercrombie & Fitchuation on our hands.
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JoeMomma says
I’m over the age of 25 so I’ve never stepped foot into an Ambercrombie store. But from their advertising I say that these are just the type of d-bags that they are marketing to. Not too sure how ‘Aspirational’ their clothes are other than people wear them to aspire to look like a total d-bag.
Alias says
I hate people who wear A&F and i hate this shitty programme. Fuck i hate everything.
Bring on some sort of idiot holocaust
Jon says
It’s just another great gay brand damaged by stupid straight people.
Why can’t you people just know your place and stick to breeding and shopping in JD Sports and River Island?
InConnecticut says
LOL!! Yes, A&F’s customers DO get distressed when someone they don’t like wears the same clothes. Since most of their customers are about 15. That sounds EXACTLY like something that would distress a 15 year old! BTW, am I the only one who thinks Mike “the situation” is REALLY ugly”