Posts tagged as:

metal

Pop Promos: Dog Wangs, Dancers And Douches

by Lauren Mullineaux

World events they’re fun aren’t they? Well no, not really, but hey at least you can now use IfIDie.net to record an ‘in-case of my accidentally on purpose death please avenge me to the bitter end’ video. Yes that a real thing now. Yes, it does seem like one of those fake adverts from Six Feet [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Pop Promos: Nevermind The SOPA, Here’s Some Music Videos

by Lauren Mullineaux

We’d love to tell you about the tragic things that have been happening this week, but we can’t get on Wikipedia because of some protest for some dumb law the stupid Americans are trying to enforce. We’d love to tell you what that law is, but you know we aren’t really all that knowledgeable about [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Pop Promos: A Bunch Of Stupid New Pop Videos

by Lauren Mullineaux

Christ, we’re starting this year as we mean to go on, which is by turning up very late, slightly drunk, and not really having anything to say. So it’s a lot like last year really, except people might be taking things more seriously because we could all be about to die if the Mayans have [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Pop Promos: It’s Stupid Christmas

by Lauren Mullineaux

The blaring sound of happiness triumphing is overpowering these days, suppose it must be some sort of seasonal holiday that once again we have failed to understand, yet attempt to embrace by eating chocolates out of crassly wrapped boxes. What do you guys get from this? All we get is fat which in turn makes [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Pop Promos: Duran Duran Put Old Women On Film

by Lauren Mullineaux

As it gets closer and closer to the date of doom when we have to write either a boringly predictable end of year music video list or put together a collection of hideously glittery over the top festive themed videos that look like they were all filmed in the Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Pop Promos: Noel Gallagher Makes A Road Movie

by Lauren Mullineaux

This column is coming to you now because it’s Christmas and that’s a time of giving and moral empathy and we couldn’t not share our joyous life with you. None of these videos are real, we hope you realise that, they are mere clip shows of the fragments of our fabulously wealthy lives where nobody [...]

1 comment Read more >>>

Pop Promos: Black And White Stuff

by Lauren Mullineaux

Phones are still being hacked, seriously?  That’s so twenty minutes ago. Hasn’t this Steve Coogan guy and some woman called Sienna Miller had their fifteen minutes? Someone told us that’s all we’re allowed and we intend to use ours for more than pissing and moaning. We intend to use ours to inflict unflinching, often nauseating, [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Ozzy Osbourne Trashed A Hotel Room With A Dead Shark

by Mof Gimmers

Trashing hotel rooms is something of a right of passage for rock stars. They do it through boredom, anger or, in the case of most modern bands, because you’ve been told you MUST do it and as we all know, modern rock bands haven’t got an original idea between them. However, when it comes to [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Pop Promos: Apathy, Tits And Guns

by Lauren Mullineaux

Michael Jackson, Jodie Marsh, Conrad Murray, economic downturn, Steve Jobs, Blackberry breaking forever due to the incompetence of everyone in Slough, X Factor being a bit more rubbish this year, Beyoncé not being pregnant, and Rihanna being a babe. These are the majestic wide reaching array of things that have happened over the weeks that [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Pop Promos: Coldplay + Rihanna = More Exciting Than A Hurricane!

by Lauren Mullineaux

Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are… oh you get the point, but how exciting is that?  It’s undoubtedly going to be the best track of the past twenty years and will appeal to every human on earth because, [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →