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Finally! Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis’ Nude Photos Story!

by Mof Gimmers

Despite looking like an Eagle-Eye Action Man, Justin Timberlake is a very fancied man. This is because he’s rich, can sing, dance and… crucially… has a self-deprecating sense of humour. Oh, swoon. If only he’d grow his Pot Noodle hair out again. Mila Kunis meanwhile, is just really fit and went down on Natalie Portman [...]

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First Scarlett Johansson And Now Justin Timberlake, Jessica Alba And Mila Kunis To Have Leaked Naked Photos?

by Mof Gimmers

So, by now, you will have seen or at least become aware that Scarlett Johansson had some self-shot naked pictures leaked yesterday. That’s right. We’ve all seen her T&A now. If you haven’t seen them (what have you been doing? Living in a cave?), click here and, no, they’re not safe for work. Legally, we [...]

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Press Still Determined For Prince Harry To Have Sex With His Sister In Law

by Mof Gimmers

Prince Harry is a very, very wealthy man. He could probably get people killed if he wanted to. It must be brilliant being him, even with the whole Not Sure Who My Dad Is Now You Mention It thing. With all those coins, cars and boats at his disposal, it’s not difficult to imagine that [...]

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Trailer Leaked For The Amazing Spiderman (Or, How To Copy Batman)

by Mof Gimmers

The cool thing about Spiderman is that he’s a bit lame. Sure, the whole Spidey Sense thing is cool and so is the whole parkour thing he invented… but he’s still lame. He’s a complaining smart-ass who still lives with his elderly Aunt. We even saw him being a student in a bedsit. And so, [...]

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Princess Diana – Anorexic, Bulimic Narcissist

by Mof Gimmers

Trolling the carcass of Princess Diana is a very, very easy thing to do. Diana has the kind of fans that Michael Jackson would be proud of – bug-eyed nutters who howl in anguish at any kind of negativity thrown their way. However, riling up these devotees isn’t easy. They’ve heard it all before, willing [...]

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Pippa Middleton Is Single So Rejoice While She Cries Her Eyes Out

by Mof Gimmers

Arse worshippers! Good news for your deluded selves! Pippa Middleton is single! Now, you shouldn’t let the fact she wouldn’t touch you with a stinky bargepole stop you believing you’re in with a shot of getting next to her now world famous behind! Even though she’s now related to one of the most wealthy and [...]

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Blake Lively Hacker Posts 17 New Naked Pictures, So Ner Ner

by Mof Gimmers

Remember how Blake Lively (yes, we’ve checked – that really is the name her parents bestowed on her) has never been naked in her entire life, let alone whipped out a smartphone and snapped pictures of her junk? Well, after reps howled that the snaps were “100 percent FAKE!”, the hacker who circulated the photographs [...]

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Are Parasites Says Pink Faced Man

by Mof Gimmers

For a brief moment in Britain, everyone felt kinda good when Prince William and Kate Middleton (or The Duchess of Skelmersdale or whatever she is these days) got married. Not that there was a sense of national unity brought about by an old-fashioned state event. Rather, everyone seemed to agree that the little car they [...]

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Blake Lively Nude Snaps? Don’t Be Stupid! She Doesn’t Even Get Naked In The Shower!

by Mof Gimmers

We say Blake Lively, and you say “Who? She’s got a funny name though!” Well, she’s… uh… y’know? She was in Gossip Girl. Didn’t watch it? She was in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants too. How dare you suggest we made that film up! It was really… well… we haven’t seen it. She rumoured [...]

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Princess Beatrice Flogs Her Royal Wedding Hat To Morons

by Matthew Laidlow

Remember the UK royal wedding? You might not want to, but thanks to the media still being in love with the couple of the moment, all sorts of tatty commemorative DVD’s and magazines have been brought out to mark the occasion. Unless you camped out for several hours to wave at William and Kate, it’ll [...]

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