You’re about to read an article that does not feature a picture of Taylor Swift with her boobies out. Sure, there IS a picture of what APPEARS to be Taylor Swift with her boobies out, but you’re imagining it.
Got that?
So the leaked picture which is over the jump is totally a figment of your imagination AND Taylor Swift is suing people about this picture which she says isn’t her. But she’s suing all the same. Of course, the image is NSFW. And no is it Taylor Swift. Definitely not.
The girl in the photograph has a striking resemblance to the singer, don’t you think?
Close enough for Taylor Swift to sue for defamation of character? Swift has apparently instructed her lawyers to demand that the photo is taken down from the site and that she’ll sue CelebJihad for trademark infringement (the site breaking the story) if they don’t comply.
Even though the picture is NOT of Taylor Swift with her boobies out. Definitely not. Nope.
Okay?
Now, here’s the picture of a complete stranger that you’ve never heard of. Okay? Good. Right.
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Tony Dhansak says
-> taylor_swift_topless.jpg
LOL (lots of lawyers)
tommy says
hi do you need a boyfrind
Dan Duvall says
your sexy can u hump me even though i’m only 6 years old
kibat says
hy Dear i very like you.you are so buetiful also you are singng very nice.God blass u.tinx