What do celebrities like? Drugs. What else do they like? Money and lots of it. Okay, what else? Attention. Okay, apart from drugs, money and attention, what else do they like? No?
They like having affairs, stupid.
And a 23-year-old woman is accusing the weird hairlined Ashton Kutcher of cheating on his oddly framed wife, Demi Moore. She’s so confident that this affair took place that she’s gone and got herself a lawyer who will agree with her for money.