You probably seen Demi Moore nude already. She famously derobed for a Vanity Fair photoshoot while pregnant back in ’91, which every two-bit sleb has aped when discovering they’ve got a fully working uterus.
She also decided to bare her terrifying man-mades when she appeared in the howlingly awful Striptease, displaying boobs that looked like babies heads in ravioli.
And now, she’s at it again, posting a topless picture of herself on twitter for absolutely no reason at all. Yes. There’s a picture of it over the jump, pervs.
In what sounds like a cryptic crossword clue, Demi posted the photo with the caption:
?remember you've got your own back.?
Unless you’re one of those poor Inuit kids who were infamously born with only fronts.
Anyway, when questioned about what the hell she was gibbering on about, she replied:
?To remember to be your own best friend to find light and protection from within yourself.”
That’s that cleared up then. Or someone’s started drinking heavily and let loose with a telephone. Again. Is Demi aiming to become the next Courtney Love?
And before you look at the picture which will disappoint you after such a titillating headline, consider this: Moore is soon to be seen in a film called LOL with Miley Cyrus.
Unbelievable Jeff.
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JoeMomma says
Is it because her boytoy Ashton Kutchner is stealing the spotlight with his debut on Two and a half men?
Cookie Monster says
This is the one who would be on Cougartown in a heartbeat. It’s a pity that she’s too old, though sucking the youth out of Kutchner, and the resulting brain damage to the poor simple lad, has staved-off the effects of advanced age somewhat.
She has never got my cookie a-crumblin. Something about the image of Bruce Willis screaming “yippee kay-yay, motherfucker” whilst Demi’s baby cannon shot-out Rumour, Gem, and Scout (or whatever their names are) makes me cringe.
Meh, to each their own.