What do celebrities like? Drugs. What else do they like? Money and lots of it. Okay, what else? Attention. Okay, apart from drugs, money and attention, what else do they like? No?
They like having affairs, stupid.
And a 23-year-old woman is accusing the weird hairlined Ashton Kutcher of cheating on his oddly framed wife, Demi Moore. She’s so confident that this affair took place that she’s gone and got herself a lawyer who will agree with her for money.
The woman, who RadarOnline.com has chosen not to identify until they believe the story with more conviction, when they’ll then claim as an EXCLUSIVE, has buddied up with a top Hollywood attorney and gone into hiding.
This is according to ‘multiple friends of the woman’ who are close to her, but not close enough to stay quiet in the beginnings of a legal process.
Nice.
One chum said:
“She is due to meet with an attorney… she is freaking out.”
Kutcher and Moore aren’t answering the telephone on these allegation, which is handy because Star magazine is going to hit newsstands with what they describe as “a sensational report, revealing the pair’s marriage is “officially over” as a result of Kutcher’s cheating.”
God forbid one of the couple should intervene with a big envelope of money. We need things to write about.
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Dave says
Let me guess who the lawyer is,Gloria Alred?