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HecklerPlay: Spotify Playlists – No Way! Give Over!

by Mof Gimmers

Have you ever got in from the pub and started fishing records out that you own, quietening everyone down and saying… “Right. I’m going to stick a record on and you have to guess who it is! You’ll never believe who it is!” There’s loads of tunes out there that see bands doing something really [...]

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Unknown Covers: God Gave Rock ‘N’ Roll To You

by Mof Gimmers

It’s time to tell you about a song you didn’t know was a cover, again. Which means of course, facing people who did know so they can roll their eyes and cuh! “I though everyone knew that!” And this time, we’re looking at a stadium rock classic in ‘God Gave Rock ‘n’ Roll To You’. [...]

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KISS Still Too Crap For Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

by Stuart Heritage

The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame is, as everyone knows, a hallowed place reserved only for those who rock the hardest.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Lesbian Kiss With Penelope Cruz Update: it’s ‘Not Sexy’ (it is, They’re Lying)

by Ian Dransfield

When Scarlett Johansson tells you something isn’t sexy, we wouldn’t hold it against you if you believed her. She’s a style icon, a Hollywood megastar and a thoroughly beautiful girl. But when the ‘not sexy’ thing she’s talking about is getting off with another one of the most visually pleasing women in the movie business [...]

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Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry to Avoid Frankly Weird TV Kiss, Fortunately

by Ian Dransfield

There’s some damn weird logic working in this world. If a 23-year-old male singer were to say that they wanted to kiss a 15-year-old pop sensation on Sunday, they would rightly be chastised. Probably shot or lynched too. Or just looked down on a lot. They’d probably write a book about their experiences a few [...]

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Kiss To Stop Making Music, Protests Not Expected

by Matthew Laidlow

Kiss did a song once with the lyrics, “I wanna rock n roll all night and party every day”. As old withering men, we feel that partying on down with Zimmer frames and emptying their overflowing piss bags doesn’t count as fun. Just like The Rolling Stones, Kiss are one of those bands who seem [...]

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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Quite Enjoyed Kissing Steve Carell’s Lips

by Shawn Lindseth

You know when the Rock played the part of the Scorpion King in that one Mummy movie? You know how he crawled out of hell or something and sat there looking at Brendan Frasier from across the pit of the damned? You know what he was thinking? He was probably thinking ‘His lips….they’re perfect….’ or [...]

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Heckler Festival Guide: Download, Donnington Park, Derby, 13 – 15th June

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s that time of the year again when music lovers gather in a field to celebrate the thing they love: live music. There are all sorts of festivals to cater for all sorts of musical tastes in all four corners of the world. The main ones kick off at this time of year and hecklerspray [...]

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Scarlett Johansson’s Lesbian Kiss With Penelope Cruz Latest: Cannes Loves It

by Paul Sorrenti

A homosexual moment between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s latest movie is the talk of the 61st Cannes Film Festival.

Three cheers for Woody Allen and his much maligned interest in younger women!

The news should finally shut up all the player-haters out there – you know who you are! The ones of you who thought it ‘weird’ for a man to show a sexual interest in his own adopted daughter.

Well you can now jump off your high horses because, like World War 2 before, the ends always justify the means and the sight of Scarlett and Penelope lezzin’ off is no doubt a scene comparable to the most joyous of VE Day celebrations.

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Video: Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz Tonguing Each Other

by Stuart Heritage

Hey everyone, Woody Allen’s got a new movie coming out! Wait, where are you going? Come back!

Look, we know that most people would rather remove their bellend with the rough side of a cheesegrater than actually watch a Woody Allen film these days, primarily because they’re all uniformly rubbish, but this one – entitled Vicky Cristina Barcelona – is different.

OK, it’s probably not that different at all really – we’re willing to bet it’ll be as painfully rubbish to watch as anything else Woody Allen has released in the last 20 years – but in this one ScarlettJohansson and Penelope Cruz have a bit of a kiss. We’ve got the video after the jump, effectively saving you the price of a cinema ticket. We’re good to you, no?

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