There’s some damn weird logic working in this world.
If a 23-year-old male singer were to say that they wanted to kiss a 15-year-old pop sensation on Sunday, they would rightly be chastised. Probably shot or lynched too. Or just looked down on a lot. They’d probably write a book about their experiences a few years down the line, when the dust had settled.
But when it’s a 23-year-old female singer saying they want to play tonsil hockey with a child this Sunday then it’s just laughed off… Hang on – what? That’s not funny. That’s just dodgy.
Yes kids, everyone’s favourite possible condom saleschild and she who makes frankly incomprehensible videos especially for our new editor’s birthday, Miley Cyrus, has come out and said she will not be engaging in some same-sex-underage-dear-god-that’s-just-plain-weird smooching with Katy Perry.
‘Who the hell is Katy Perry though?!’, hecklerspray hears you cry, and frankly, we’re not sure either. Apparently she’s had some hits with some songs that seem to hint at a fondness for homosexuality – her two biggest hits of ‘UR So Gay’ and ‘I Kissed A Girl’ would seem to attest to this. No big deal, the girl can like who she wants to like.
But when you’re blatantly trying to fire up some kind of media frenzy by offering to publicly snog a kid then, well, you need to be told when to stop. Last time hecklerspray tried something similar we were subjected to beatings on a nightly basis by a man with tattoos on his eyeballs, whose nickname included the words ‘nonce’ and ‘basher’.
After being informed of Katy Perry’s apparent wish to take advantage of an underage girl, thus recreating the Britney Spears and Madonna ‘hot’ action of sharing a smooch on stage, young (emphasis on young there) Miley told E!:
“No thanks. She sang on my record. So I think she’s kind of getting back at me, because she was doing harmonies and backgrounds.”
Is that bitchy? hecklerspray doesn’t understand Ameri-child speak, much as we are forced to put up with it. It would fit in with Miley’s apparent new character of pure, unadulterated evil that she seems to be cultivating, so yes – we’ll go with ‘bitchy’.
We just have one real question about all of this: why does no one seem to realise that Miley Cyrus is still a kid? She certainly doesn’t seem to, the constant stream of unsettling news about her possible nudity/semi nudity in showers doesn’t seem to want to do anything but appeal to the dodgy among us and things like this don’t really help.
So Katy Perry, please, in future keep your hands, lips and everything else to yourself. At least until Miley’s over the age of consent, then knock yourself out.
The Joker says
I guess Miley has ascended into Britney territory. What I mean by this is that her press coverage is now intense enough that someone can now make a statement about her (like this Katy Perry thing, or the condom thing), and it will be picked up, not only by the blogosphere, but the mainstream media too. It’s a bizarre place for a fifteen year old to be.
gir says
Wow you REALLY don’t live up to your name.
Geovane says
Umm well i’de definately have to go with wat yall say hmm i guess Katy just out and popped from nowhere screaming she likes snogging the female specie as far as i see it that lil’ perv needs to leave that lil CHILD alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emily says
does nobody lnow how to stop the gossip? im soo sick of hearing about all these stars. blah blah blah. its always the same old stuff…but with a different star and a different day…and one more thing…katy perry IS not gay…
Sightseer says
Miley is not to blame for the unfortunate run of bad press she’s had so far this year. Her overwhelming popularity has taken her to that level of fame attained by few celebs where nearly everything she does is going to be overly scrutinized, exaggerated, embellished, or totally fabricated. It’s sad that she has to face it at such a young age because she’s going to lose some of her childhood innocence.
Yeh, I’d also say that everyone needs to remember that she’s still a kid, herself included. She’s under a lot of pressure to grow up fast and no child should be forced to do that.
katy says
Im ashamed to have the same name as that perv katy perry.
Molly says
I find no problem with Katy’s comment. This is just over analyzed. Yes Miley Cyrus is under aged and what not…but it really was just a joke.
Katy Perry is not a pervert, I’m not speaking as a fan but gosh I’m sure you’ve vomited out a couple of dodgy jokes at some point.
Also about Miley being a “slut”, she’s just a teenage girl and frankly if you browse on somewhere like myspace…you have 12 year olds posing naked.
So in today’s society, what Miley has done is considered (or I would think) quite “normal”