Miley Cyrus: The Inevitable Wet T-Shirt Photos
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July 15th, 2008 at 16:00 by Stuart Heritage
Miley Cyrus is everywhere - TV, movie, magazines, record stores - so you’d expect that the girl would like a bit of privacy now and then.
Tish tosh, people, nothing of the sort. In fact, not even Miley Cyrus’ constant media saturation is enough for her - which is why she appears to be chronicling her entire life with photographs in an incredibly regimented way. Even the part of her life that involves posing in the shower in just a wet white T-shirt.
That’s right - photos of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus standing under a shower in just a wet T-shirt have been doing the internet rounds. It’s about the 15th set of embarrassingly provocative photos that Miley Cyrus has had to deal with, but it’s by no means the worst - rumour has it there’s a candid snap somewhere of Miley enjoying and dancing to her father’s song Achy Breaky Heart. That’d just finish her career instantly.
The best thing about Miley Cyrus isn’t her ability to galvanise entire generations into thoughtlessly buying everything she’s involved in, it’s that she never learns.
Seriously, Miley Cyrus is like a goldfish or a sitcom character when it comes to taking stuff onboard. Admittedly it’d be quite a creepy sitcom about a very young teenage girl with an obsession about taking her clothes off in any situation she can think off, but it still counts.
For example, it wasn’t so long ago that photos of Miley Cyrus rolling on a boy’s lap in her pants found their way onto the internet. They were shocking, and Miley Cyrus was sorry - so sorry that she posed sort-of topless for Vanity Fair weeks later. Those pictures were shocking, and Miley Cyrus was sorry - so sorry that she’s taken a bunch of photos of herself posing in the shower wearing just a see-through wet T-shirt. Fox reports:
A purported photo of Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus posing in the shower while wearing a white T-shirt is circulating the web. The photo was allegedly obtained by a hacker at DigitalGangster.com, who reportedly accessed the actress’s cell phone memory. When asked about the photos, Cyrus’ rep, Jill Fritzo, would only say “Old photos, old news.”
We think we can safely say on everyone’s behalf - phew. These aren’t new photos of Miley Cyrus at all. Breathe a sigh of relief folks - you’re not looking at photos of a 15-year-old girl in the shower. You’re looking at photos of a 14 or possibly 13-year-old girl in the shower. Panic over.
But as shocking and a little off-putting as these new Miley Cyrus shower photos are, the man who claims to have hacked them from Miley’s phone says there are far worse ones to come. Lord alone knows kind of depravity will be contained in those photos, but we’ve drawn up a shortlist of the most likely scenarios:
*A Vanessa Hudgens-style naked photo of Miley Cyrus.
*A photo of Miley Cyrus dressed up like a full-blown S&M dominatrix with her high-heeled boot crushing a man’s testicles.
*Images of Miley Cyrus both looking and acting her age for once.
We know the last one sounds far-fetched, but we’re through the looking glass here, people.
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July 15th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Is she Amish or Mormon or something? Because not many of us wear T-shirts in the shower nowadays.
July 15th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Ah,
Who cares, she a 15 year old girl who made a mistake a while back. Seems like the only people who are complaining are the ones who put her a pedestal to start with. I’m not saying she doesn’t have some acting and singing talent, and perhaps deserves some of the recognitation she gets, I just don’t think people should expect teenagers to always be perfect or role models for anyone. If you like her, or her music or her show, fine, then take her as she is, which is as a 15 year old girl trying to grow up in the world like every other 15 year old and not as some kind of godess.
July 16th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Maybe she’s a Never Nude.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
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July 23rd, 2008 at 2:08 am
okay first of all im a big fan of miley cyrus, i know that she did not really show nude pics of her. okay people are just jealous and the stupid paparazzi need to seriously lay off her and britney spears. they have nothing to do so they catch her oding stuff thats not even the case. she could have been taking a shower and the people just happened to take a pic of her. like what the heck its her privacy. so jeez everyone just lay off her and mind your business. she is 16 and people make mistakes when your young
July 25th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
It really did matter ..Miley Still the best and as always. I don’t understand why people compared her to other celeb that have gone bad and other scandal stuff.
Why WHY and WHY They put Miley all the way up and famous and starting to put Miley down by all these pic.Please Just support and love her as always and all other celeb.They are entertainer and a human being.People always make mistake.So what the matter with this ? NOBODY PERFECT …THAT the song !!!
August 12th, 2008 at 9:14 am
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August 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
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September 24th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
hi miley, i love you. i am your huge fan in the world. i have all you pictures in my computer.
your show hannah montana is amazing.
you are soooooooooooooooooooo rock miley.
bye
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
hi miley hope you have a grate time cant blever your 16 to day i like your brackout song i loved it and why don’t you and nick get back together i am your your biggest fan ever can’t you do a consent in flitwick you got fans here Why WHY and WHY They put Miley all the way up and famous and starting to put Miley down by all these pic.Please Just support and love her as always and all other celebrate.They are entertainer and a human being.People always make mistake.
bye love toni peters 10