Kate Winslet Has It So Much Harder Than Any Of Us Will Ever Know Judging by her weird compulsion to thwonk her boobs out in every film she's ever made, you might not think that Kate Winslet is very insecure. But she is. Oh lord, she is. It turns out that Kate Winslet is so thunderingly insecure - about absolutely everything - that she makes Ally McBeal look like Darth Vader after a manicure and half a bottle of gin. How do we know this? Because Kate Winslet has raked over her endless neuroses for the new issue of Vanity Fair. So, to save you the effort of buying the new issue of Vanity Fair, here's a list of all the things that Kate Winslet is insecure about: her weight as a teenager, her weight now, her dress sense, the way she looks 'wrong', her stupid pointy nose, her awful screechy voice, her fat hands, the way the last syllable of her surname rhymes with a swearword and her ridiculous big face. We may have made some of those up, by the way.