WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 7 January 2009
10 - Not so much Badvertising as Bewildertising. Does this exist?
9 - Anyone want to know what Kelly Clarkson looks like now that she’s decided she wants to be famous again? – Popjustice
8 – We don’t know what’s the worst thing about this, the fact it happened or the unsettling sensation that it’s moments away from being turned into a Jim Carrey movie - ABC
7 - The best-selling videogame ever is the reason you couldn’t move your arms that one Christmas – VGChartz
6 - Want to make your fingers smoke? Us neither, but here’s an impressively complicated way to do it anyway – I Am Bored
5 - Make it through a minute of this and you’ll be rewarded by the sound of a man ejaculating – Best Week Ever
4 – Kate Winslet wears a hat. That is all – Popsugar
3 – Reasons why Twitter is brilliant: Britney Spears‘ vagina edition (thanks Suzybeth!) – Gigwise
2 - The only martial art we’ll ever want to learn – Artofmanliness
1 - Best news of all time: it’s good for children if you’re relentlessly cruel about their physical defects! – Telegraph
I really want #10. I would never use it, but knowing that I had one would be enough for me. I’d be camping somewhere, and actually manage to catch a fish, de-boning it by hand and think to myself, “I shoulda brought that boner.”