Articles tagged with: Kate Beckinsale
Top 13 Vampire Babes
There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry. OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there's little doubt that vampires can be very sexy. Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it's Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about...
There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry. OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there's little doubt that vampires can be very sexy. Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it's Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about...
Kate Beckinsale Demands Someone Else’s Butt Be Paid For
Kate Beckinsale is absolutely disgusting. We think this for many reasons - one being the popular evidence citing that after she chopped that evil vampire's head in half in her one movie, she ate his brain off screen. The evidence we're talking about there is a dream we had. Seriously - she swallowed it all in less than a bite. Another reason is she's worked so hard to actually convince us she's disgusting. Her butt, for instance, isn't good enough for her. That's why she never allows it any screen time, causing an enormous jealousy driven feud between her lips, nose and buttock. It's true though - she wants a butt double in some upcoming movie that no doubt has a driven, character-based plot and a wicked surprise ending that's impossible to predict. That or it ends with her finally kissing her male co-star who she's loved all along but just didn't realize it. Now doesn't that sound nice?
Kate Beckinsale is absolutely disgusting. We think this for many reasons - one being the popular evidence citing that after she chopped that evil vampire's head in half in her one movie, she ate his brain off screen. The evidence we're talking about there is a dream we had. Seriously - she swallowed it all in less than a bite. Another reason is she's worked so hard to actually convince us she's disgusting. Her butt, for instance, isn't good enough for her. That's why she never allows it any screen time, causing an enormous jealousy driven feud between her lips, nose and buttock. It's true though - she wants a butt double in some upcoming movie that no doubt has a driven, character-based plot and a wicked surprise ending that's impossible to predict. That or it ends with her finally kissing her male co-star who she's loved all along but just didn't realize it. Now doesn't that sound nice?
