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Top 13 Vampire Babes

By David Schwartz

There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry.

OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there’s little doubt that vampires can be very sexy.

Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it’s Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about…

13. Sadie Frost as Lucy
Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Yeah, we can’t stand her either, but obviously there is something about bloodsucking which really agrees with her.

12. Anne Parillaud as Marie
Film: Innocent Blood

French beauty Parillaud is so good you almost forget how bad the film is. Don’t believe us? It’s basically The Lost Boys meets The Sopranos. Now are you convinced?

11. Angie Everhart as Lilith
Film: Bordello of Blood

Angie gives a stand out performance as a vampire hooker.

10. Soledad Miranda as Countess Nadine Carody
Film: Vampyros Lesbos

Vampires. Lesbians. Need we say anymore?

9. Catherine Deneuve as Miriam Blaylock
Film: The Hunger

Catherine Deneuve indulges in a bit of lesbian vampire action, unfortunately with old vinegar tits Susan Sarandon.

8. Aaliyah as Queen Akasha
Film: Queen of the Damned

OK, the film sucked shit through a straw, but Aaliyah looks amazing in her final appearance before her untimely death.

7. Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe
Film: Dracula 2000

She’s more famous being in Star Trek, but she looks pretty good as a vampire too. Excuse the foreign language clip, but you get the point.

6. Leonor Varela as Nyssa
Film: Blade II

Forget the fact she can’t act for toffee and shares her name with a fabric conditioner, Varela makes a fang-statistic vampire in Blade II.

5. Monica Bellucci as one of Dracula’s brides
Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Look, it could have been any of the three, but we would settle for Monica Bellucci. Excuse the long intro to this clip, but it’s worth it.

4. Olga Kurylenko as The Vampire
Film: Paris, je t’aime

The new Bond girl makes quite an impression as a blood-sucking vamp in this 2006 French film. Above is the trailer, blink and you’ll miss her.

3. Ingrid Pitt as Elisabeth Nodosheen
Film: Countess Dracula

Hammer horror’s finest. No vampire list would be the same without her.

2. Kate Beckinsale as Selene
Film: Underworld

We’re not huge fans of Kate Beckinsale or Underworld, but there is something about her role as Selene which stands out.

1. Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium
Film: From Dusk Till Dawn

One of those movie moments that stick in your head.

Honorable mentions:
Sharon Tate as Sarah in the Fearless Vampire Killers
Jami Gertz as Star in The Lost Boys
Traci Lords as Racquel in Blade
Jenny Wright from Near Dark
Amanda Donahoe as Lady Sylvia-Marsh in The Lair of the White Worm

Comments

  2. cher-boy says

    hmm you forgot the shoulda been number 1 – drusilla from buffy the vampire slayer!

  3. gir says

    Right, well, I guess the “Top 13 Vampire Babes” list SHOULD include some twerp from a movie for retarded teenage girls that hasn’t been released yet. Sorry for the oversight, I’m sure it will be corrected soon.

  5. 80's Still Rule says

    One to consider that could be added to this list is:
    Geena Davis as the vampire in Transylvania 6-5000. Campy movie but that costume of hers drives me batty!

  7. K says

    You forgot both Fran and Miriam from “Vampyres”. And a better choice for Ingrid Pitt would be “The Vampire Lovers”.

  9. Rob Delaney says

    Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe

    Good call! Criminally under-rated tits. Role. I meant role. Criminally under-rated role.

    Drusilla from Buffy? Pah. Darla far nicer.

  10. Gah! says

    Meh. I can’t believe that Peta Wilson as Mina Harker, the vampire mistress in “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” wasn’t even given a mention!

  12. Aaron says

    So obvious that you haven’t see much of the vampires flicks, here’s a list of clasic super sexy vampire films:

    -Vamp
    -Fright Night II
    -Waxworck
    -Angel of the Night
    -To Sleep with a Vampire
    -Vampyres (1974)
    -Living Dead Girl
    -Embrace of a Vampire
    -Def by Temptation

    This list should be called “Sexyest Hollywood Vampires”

  13. Shooty* says

    Just checked out that Salma Hayek clip. Forgot how good that was.

    So… Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz… that is the question…

  17. BJ says

    What the… what about Jill Wagners role as Krista in Blade: The Series?! One of the hottest vampires I know of õ_ô

  19. henry says

    I can’t believe you didn’t include the two girls from Twins of Evil. They’re by far the hottest vampires ever, twin ex-Playboy playmates with a thirst for blood.
    Look em up, they’re called Mary and Madeleine Collinson.

  21. Lucy Westenra says

    Nice choices, but I have some more:

    1. Mia Kirschner in Dracula: The Series. In a 2-episode story arc she succumbs wonderfully to the dark side with fangs.

    2. Colleen Fitzpatrick (aka “Vitamin C”) in Dracula 2000 plays into Dracula’s hands until she’s a full-fledged lesbian vampire and tries to bite her best friend.

    3. Amanda Bearse in Fright Night. Before she was a lesbian, and before Married with Children, she was an innocent-turned-vampiress.

    4. Jennifer Beals was America’s cute Sweetheart in Flashdance, then she became a fanged sexpot in Vampire’s Kiss.

  22. Lee says

    How can edward be counted in vampire babes? Hes a dude!!

    Wait for Bella though, she’ll be HOT!!

    I think renesmee should be there too. Older renesmee that is, not baby renesmee :)

  25. Dennis says

    Yes…vampire babes are hot.. seems they are all the rage right now too with Trueblood on HBO and that movie that is out in theaters right now.