Top 13 Vampire Babes

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July 28th, 2008 at 16:50 by David Schwartz

There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry.

OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there’s little doubt that vampires can be very sexy.

Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it’s Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about…

13. Sadie Frost as Lucy
Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Yeah, we can’t stand her either, but obviously there is something about bloodsucking which really agrees with her.

12. Anne Parillaud as Marie
Film: Innocent Blood

French beauty Parillaud is so good you almost forget how bad the film is. Don’t believe us? It’s basically The Lost Boys meets The Sopranos. Now are you convinced?

11. Angie Everhart as Lilith
Film: Bordello of Blood

Angie gives a stand out performance as a vampire hooker.

10. Soledad Miranda as Countess Nadine Carody
Film: Vampyros Lesbos

Vampires. Lesbians. Need we say anymore?

9. Catherine Deneuve as Miriam Blaylock
Film: The Hunger

Catherine Deneuve indulges in a bit of lesbian vampire action, unfortunately with old vinegar tits Susan Sarandon.

8. Aaliyah as Queen Akasha
Film: Queen of the Damned

OK, the film sucked shit through a straw, but Aaliyah looks amazing in her final appearance before her untimely death.

7. Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe
Film: Dracula 2000

She’s more famous being in Star Trek, but she looks pretty good as a vampire too. Excuse the foreign language clip, but you get the point.

6. Leonor Varela as Nyssa
Film: Blade II

Forget the fact she can’t act for toffee and shares her name with a fabric conditioner, Varela makes a fang-statistic vampire in Blade II.

5. Monica Bellucci as one of Dracula’s brides
Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Look, it could have been any of the three, but we would settle for Monica Bellucci. Excuse the long intro to this clip, but it’s worth it.

4. Olga Kurylenko as The Vampire
Film: Paris, je t’aime

The new Bond girl makes quite an impression as a blood-sucking vamp in this 2006 French film. Above is the trailer, blink and you’ll miss her.

3. Ingrid Pitt as Elisabeth Nodosheen
Film: Countess Dracula

Hammer horror’s finest. No vampire list would be the same without her.

2. Kate Beckinsale as Selene
Film: Underworld

We’re not huge fans of Kate Beckinsale or Underworld, but there is something about her role as Selene which stands out.

1. Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium
Film: From Dusk Till Dawn

One of those movie moments that stick in your head.

Honorable mentions:
Sharon Tate as Sarah in the Fearless Vampire Killers
Jami Gertz as Star in The Lost Boys
Traci Lords as Racquel in Blade
Jenny Wright from Near Dark
Amanda Donahoe as Lady Sylvia-Marsh in The Lair of the White Worm

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25 Responses to “Top 13 Vampire Babes”

  1. Tasha Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    You didn’t include Edward Cullen from the Twilight movie. Hottest vampire!!

  2. cher-boy Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    hmm you forgot the shoulda been number 1 - drusilla from buffy the vampire slayer!

  3. gir Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Right, well, I guess the “Top 13 Vampire Babes” list SHOULD include some twerp from a movie for retarded teenage girls that hasn’t been released yet. Sorry for the oversight, I’m sure it will be corrected soon.

  4. RFR Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Lucy Liu and Carla Guigino in “Rise: Blood Hunter”

  5. 80's Still Rule Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 12:42 am

    One to consider that could be added to this list is:
    Geena Davis as the vampire in Transylvania 6-5000. Campy movie but that costume of hers drives me batty!

  6. euclid Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 1:22 am

    Milton: Office Space -
    Stapler puncture, slurp, slurp, OMG, SOOO HOT!!!

  7. K Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 3:38 am

    You forgot both Fran and Miriam from “Vampyres”. And a better choice for Ingrid Pitt would be “The Vampire Lovers”.

  8. David Bryden Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 5:15 am

    I can’t believe you ignored Lina Romay.

  9. Rob Delaney Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe

    Good call! Criminally under-rated tits. Role. I meant role. Criminally under-rated role.

    Drusilla from Buffy? Pah. Darla far nicer.

  10. Gah! Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Meh. I can’t believe that Peta Wilson as Mina Harker, the vampire mistress in “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” wasn’t even given a mention!

  11. gir Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Gah! Meh. Feh. Teh…..

  12. Aaron Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    So obvious that you haven’t see much of the vampires flicks, here’s a list of clasic super sexy vampire films:

    -Vamp
    -Fright Night II
    -Waxworck
    -Angel of the Night
    -To Sleep with a Vampire
    -Vampyres (1974)
    -Living Dead Girl
    -Embrace of a Vampire
    -Def by Temptation

    This list should be called “Sexyest Hollywood Vampires”

  13. Shooty* Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    Just checked out that Salma Hayek clip. Forgot how good that was.

    So… Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz… that is the question…

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  15. homer Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    OH…..
    太爽了

  16. Lonyo Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Alyson Hannigan in the episode of Buffy where she turns into a vampire.

  17. JIm Woods Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Wow, vampire babes are so HOT!

    JT
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  18. BJ Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    What the… what about Jill Wagners role as Krista in Blade: The Series?! One of the hottest vampires I know of õ_ô

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    July 30th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

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    July 30th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    +100000 for alison hannigan - the HOTTEST vampire babe

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  23. henry Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I can’t believe you didn’t include the two girls from Twins of Evil. They’re by far the hottest vampires ever, twin ex-Playboy playmates with a thirst for blood.
    Look em up, they’re called Mary and Madeleine Collinson.

  24. Joj Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    No Evil Willow? List fail!

  25. Lucy Westenra Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 3:51 am

    Nice choices, but I have some more:

    1. Mia Kirschner in Dracula: The Series. In a 2-episode story arc she succumbs wonderfully to the dark side with fangs.

    2. Colleen Fitzpatrick (aka “Vitamin C”) in Dracula 2000 plays into Dracula’s hands until she’s a full-fledged lesbian vampire and tries to bite her best friend.

    3. Amanda Bearse in Fright Night. Before she was a lesbian, and before Married with Children, she was an innocent-turned-vampiress.

    4. Jennifer Beals was America’s cute Sweetheart in Flashdance, then she became a fanged sexpot in Vampire’s Kiss.

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