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170 People Probably Have Legionnaires Disease At Playboy Mansion: Everyone Looks Suspiciously At Hugh Hefner Because He’s So Old

by Mof Gimmers

Of all the diseases you could catch at the Playboy Mansion, legionnaires is probably pretty low down the list. It’s kinda cool that Playboy should revive such a retro disease though. Legionnaires hasn’t really been in the news since the late ’80s, which incidentally, was the last known erection maintained by Hugh Hefner. You read [...]

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Ricky Gervais Has Been Asked To Insult Celebrities Again At The Golden Globes

by Mof Gimmers

Americans either have a sense of humour or, maybe, they just like the press they get from controversy (that could well explain Sarah Palin’s baffling rise in power). We say this because apparently, Ricky Gervais has been asked to host the Golden Globes again. Of course, you’ll remember that he upset some humourless dullards with [...]

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Ricky Gervais Defends His Golden Globes Routines, Even Though He Shouldn’t Have To You Humourless Chumps

by Mof Gimmers

Like we noted yesterday, America can occasionally forget what a sense of humour is, despite the fact they’ve produced some of the most acerbic comics in history and invented the notorious advent of the comedy roast. Yet, when on the receiving end of abuse from a British comedian, they can get a bit huffy and [...]

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Ricky Gervais Does Disappearing Act At Golden Globes As Hollywood Forgets What Jokes Are

by Mof Gimmers

The 68th annual Golden Globes happened last night and, once again, hecklerspray‘s invite was lost in the post despite having previous when it comes to getting hold of really pure cocaine for very competitive and good prices. Maybe we have to pretend to be Scientologists or something? Either way, we weren’t there, which means we [...]

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Hugh Hefner Now Engaged To A Playmate Three Hundred Years His Junior

by Matthew Laidlow

At this time of year, you’ve probably gorged on stupid amounts of food and not spared a single thought for baby Jesus who Romans ended up nailing to a bit of wood. That’s right. Every year, you give gifts to celebrate a baby getting stapled to a cross. Or whatever the story says. Of course, [...]

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Kendra Wilkinson Overshares About Sex Sessions With Hugh Hefner

by Amy Grindhouse

Kendra Wilkinson is sharing too many details about her sex life with Hugh Hefner, in a new book that scores the most sexually suggestive title since One Night in Paris. Kendra is releasing a tell-all book, that is set to turn stomachs everywhere – Sliding into Home. Yes, it’s called Sliding into Home. We’re not [...]

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Hugh Hefner Offers Kate Gosselin $400,000 For Something Moral And Upright

by Shawn Lindseth

If Kate Gosselin plays her cards right she could soon be the flagship of two TV shows. Jon & Kate Plus 8 being the first, of course. That’s obvious. Her second show isn’t as conventional. That’s because Hugh Hefner has recently offered to pay to digitally add Gosselin to every single Diane-episode of Cheers that [...]

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Hugh Hefner, Reincarnation, Paedophilia, Zeus

by Shawn Lindseth

It’s got to be difficult being Hugh Hefner. A life surrounded by thousands of bouncy post-op women and actual vats of cash would be difficult for any man. On top of that he’s got to keep crazy hours sneaking about at night with his secret elite paedophile organisation. They’re always hiding under kids’ beds and [...]

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In Other News: A Girl With Big Boobs Gets Married

by Stuart Heritage

Thank you Kendra Wilkinson. You’ve brightened up our day immensely by a) not dying and b) getting married.

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Kendra Wilkinson Is The Virgin Mary Or, Dunno, Something

by Stuart Heritage

OK, sorry. That was a misleading headline. Kendra Wilkinson probably isn’t the Virgin Mary, on account of the fact that she looks like a bit of a slapper.

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