To celebrate the upcoming release of his new film ?The Ward?*, hecklerspray would like to remind everyone of why John Carpenter is, on a good day, one of the greats. Liking John Carpenter is like being an Oasis fan- you still hope that the next release will capture those defining moments that made him/them so vital to you despite the fact that you've been hurt so many times.
If you can't understand why we sound like an abused wife, then you obviously haven't seen Ghosts of Mars.
Here is a list of films, underneath each title there's an explanation of why you have to see it. You've read magazines so you know how these lazy articles work- either you already like the films and you enjoy reading someone agree with you or you haven't seen them, in which case you have no interest in reading any of this.