Right and wrong.
Folded:
- Flashback by Calvin Harris (the definition of a ditty. Annoy yourself for liking it)
- Halloween: Vampires (only really frightening if you fear teenagers)
- Burger King ‘Tub Burger’ (or ‘Windows 7’ according to the PR. Looks delicious)
- Zombieland (shouldn’t be compared to Shaun of the Dead, but it will be. Plus, whisper it, it might be funnier too)
- Give in to Twitter (join late; you’ll be glad you did. What with this and Facebook, and even MySpace if you’re really bored, you need never work again)
Creased:
- Pork Pie hat (don’t be tempted. Trust us, you can’t wear one. Only Popeye Doyle can)
- TJ Hooker (Shatner as a police PT instructor? Even his stuntman doesn’t look credible)
- Fight For This Love by Cheryl Cole (Cole as Natasha Bedingfield, only blander. That’s right, blander)
- Halloween: Clowns (what do you mean they’re not scary? Pennywise? Tim Curry? TIM CURRY!)
- Quest (Dave for explorers)
