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Lady GaGa Unleashes Her Bare Boobs All Over A Piano In A Video

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a creature that loves wearing outlandish outfits, but seemingly, feels so restricted by clothes in general that she’s more than willing to tear them off at any given point, ensuring that just about everyone has seen her boobies. And she’s at it again, flopping them out all over her ivories. That’s right [...]

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Lady GaGa Becomes Moving Meat Target For Sharks

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is learning to surf. Ain’t that great? She’s learning to surf in Mexico’s Puerto Vallarta, which must be a lovely way to spend your time. Don’t bother with all that Promoting Your New Single lark. Just take your bushy bushy blonde hairdo to the beach and go surfin’. The best news is that [...]

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Justin Bieber Gets His Very Own Street, But Just For A Day

by Matthew Laidlow

For once, we’d like to say how proud we are of someone. And the person is none other than Canadian dwarf warbler, Justin Bieber. Despite being twelve months old and having an entertainment career that’s spanned two decades, he’s kept his feet firmly on the floor and not gone off the rails. You can’t say [...]

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Decoded: Lady GaGa’s Warning In ‘You And I’ That You Should Never Mix Ice Cream With Fish

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa has a new video out again for us to all split into two camps about. One camp is the “Hurray! She’s weird and fresh! Just what pop needs!”, the other is the “Boo! She’s an idiot! An attention seeking idiot! Make her go away!” This promo for ‘You And I’ will be no [...]

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Justin Bieber Now Avaliable To Lick At Your Own Pleasure

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s hard to know when you’ve achieved ultimate glory. For football players, gracing the cover of computer games is enough to know they’ve reached the dizzy heights of fame, though the modern player will argue that having a kiss and tell story whored out to the press is the current recognition of stardom. But what [...]

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Selena Gomez Sensibly Won’t Ever Be Getting Married To The Monstrous Justin Bieber

by Mof Gimmers

Selena Gomez may be stupid enough to stay with Justin Bieber (who seems more than happy to have her be on the receiving end of a load of death threats and, rumour has it, likes cheating on her too), but she’s certainly not daft enough to marry him. See, Gomez obviously wants to listen to [...]

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Justin Bieber To Take A Month Off Which Is Great News For Humankind

by Mof Gimmers

Infant prancer, Justin Bieber, is to take a month off work, meaning that, by the time August is up, he will have taken half of his life off as a holiday, which is quite astonishing and welcome news to anyone who is in possession of at least one crude hearing receptacle on their head. In [...]

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Justin Bieber Hates Selena Gomez And Won’t Be Going To Her Birthday Party

by Mof Gimmers

A girl’s 19th birthday is the most important day of her life isn’t it? It’s the day womenfolk shed that pesky third nipple, lose that feathery down and finally are allowed to start buying adult shoes. It’s a momentous day. And so, with it being a day of such huge importance, all friends and family [...]

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Bette Midler Wants To Punch Lady GaGa Right On The Fishy Wheelchair

by Mof Gimmers

Most of you resent having anything to do with popular culture, preferring to ferret yourselves away next to your pointless collection of Korean horror films and albums made by bearded pricks with acoustic guitars. This means you will have invariably missed the gigantic outrage caused by Lady GaGa’s mocking the afflicted. Afflicted with what? Afflicted [...]

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Bieber Says Kanye Isn’t An A-Hole, Which Means That He Probably Is

by Mof Gimmers

Think of Kanye West and you’ll think “Gah! What an unbearable weapon he is!” That’s regardless of whether or not you like his music (in fairness, his last LP was great). However, there are Kanye apologists in the world… one of them distinctly Justin Bieber shaped. Despite the fact Kanye compared himself to Jesus and [...]

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