Happy Birthday to Satan’s Main Bitch, and the Queen of Queens, Kris fucking Jenner. When she’s not dealing with the ridiculous drama going down with her 47 million kids, she’s drunk on a yacht with Jennifer Lawrence, and I really respect that about her.
While Scott Disick is typically my favorite member of this shit show of a family, Kris definitely has her moments, and to celebrate her birthday, I’d like to list 10 times Kris Jenner made me goes “Mmmhmmm, yes bitch, I feel you.”