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Hecklerspray Versus Super Bowl 2012

by Mof Gimmers

Hello. You’ve landed on the hecklerspray Super Bowl 2012 liveblog. Here, you’ll find a limey’s confused view on proceedings, complete with drunken ribaldry, American snack reviews, arrogance, a willful disregard for spelling and enough lame jokes to fill the average American’s cavernous gut. It’ll be great. Abuse and pedantry always welcome.

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Madonna Promises That There’ll Be No Wardrobe Malfunctions At Super Bowl (Thank God)

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Janet Jackson invented the term ‘wardrobe malfunction’ at the Super Bowl? That was good wasn’t it? In the old days, it was just called ‘flashing’ or ‘exposing yourself’, which is clearly what happened, but Janet’s people had to pretend it was an accident. Well, people are a little nervous of a nipple being [...]

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Super Bowl 2012: Worst Star Spangled Banner Performances, EVER!

by Mof Gimmers

Super Bowl Sunday is nearly upon us, leaving 99.9% of the Great British public absolutely nonplussed. The remaining 1% is made entirely of 3 super fans and a host of the curious. Still, that shouldn’t stop us looking at it.

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Hecklerscopes – The Stars Are Strong With You

by Joanna Bolouri

What’s this? You’ve managed to survive another week?  Congratulations! Now look, we’re the first to admit that we sometimes get it wrong. But not this week. This week, we’re bang on. Trust us.  We’d never lie to you. Let’s look at what rotten luck awaits you this week. It’s your own fault for being born. [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “This Dude Has Some Issues” Or “How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Take Loads Of Crack”

by Michael Park

Well, knock us down with a feather. It must be that time of the week again. The time when we force our hands into the stinking, wretched filth that comes into the hecklerspray mailbox. To give you an idea of what our mailbag actually resembles, allow us to paint you a picture. With words. Imagine taking [...]

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Hecklerscopes: 17 January 2012

by Joanna Bolouri

Once again, we’re here to bring you amazing insights into your life! Aren’t you lucky?? Well, actually no. Probably not. Were our predictions correct last week? Of course they were, we don’t just make this stuff up you know.  This is science. You probably thought it was all mumbo-gumbo, but when did anyone ever accuse Prof. [...]

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Hecklerscopes – You’re Weak In The Stars

by Joanna Bolouri

Welcome to 2012 you losers!! Think this year is going to somehow be better for you because you made some pitiful resolutions about being less onanistic and getting a real job?  Pfft. Unlikely. We’ve been staring into the new crystal ball we got for Christmas, conversing with the stars and even dancing with tears in our [...]

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The Tumblr Trawler: Suicidal Kittens Fired Due To Filthy Texts From Someone Called “Bennett”

by Michael Park

These are dark times for that there internet. As the vultures circle around the rotting carcass of the World Wide Web, we disembark our safe harbour to take a tour round the Cape of Good Tumblr. This is The Tumblr Trawler… Naturally, we’re assuming that some of you have never even seen a Tumblr, let [...]

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The Tumblr Trawler: Kurt Vonnegut Holds Godzilla Summit In Treetops

by Michael Park

Yes, it’s that time again when hecklerspray leads you by the hand through the murky, briny underbelly of the internet in our Tumblr Trawler. For those of you that might be wondering, it’s actually a real boat that we use to burn the carcasses of hecklerspray writers who have passed onto Valhalla.  It’s been a [...]

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African Bullfrog Plays Ant Crusher, With Splendid Results!

by Mof Gimmers

Imagine you have access to an African Bullfrog. Once you’d finished singing The Beatles’ ‘Hey Bulldog’ at it, there’s very little you can do with it away from feeding it and mopping up the mess it makes. Right? Wrong. See, one bright bulb decided to get his frog and make it play Ant Crusher (that’s [...]

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