It seems like just yesterday I was happily blogging about an insane Lindsay Lohan, probably fucked out of her mind on knock off Xanax, roaming the streets of Moscow, trying to steal random homeless children, screaming about how they were Syrian refugees who were being child trafficked. Simpler times, man, simpler times.
Anyway, while Lohan is being tracked down by Chris Hansen over in Russia, here in good old North America, we have our own messy af celebrity to deal with, and, surprise surprise, it’s Kanye fucking West.
No part of me wants to blog about Kanye West, because I really think he’s either a) gone off the deep end mentally, so I feel bad mocking someone who is clearly mentally ill, or b) doing some sort of insane performance art that he thinks is unifying people, but he’s so self-serving and self-involved he doesn’t realize (or care) about all the people he’s hurting.
This past weekend, Kanye went to the FADAR office and spewed his usual nonsense while wearing a Colin Kapernick shirt and a Make America Great Again hat. I’m sure Kanye thought he was being a fashion genius. I’m sure both Kapernick and Trump supporters alike both thought he was a major cunt. To make the most extreme, over the top allegory ever, Kanye West has essentially been going out there wearing a hat with a swastika on it and a star of David wrapped around his arm. The world is very extreme and divided right now, and unfortunately the stakes are too fucking high to attempt to walk the thin line in between them.
At FADAR, Kanye said he’d rather Louis C.K. was hosting this weekend’s episode of Saturday Night Live, for which he was a musical guest, then spewed some nonsense about how there was only 800 slaves in America in the 1800s (even Republicans know that number was closer to 4 million), then he explained what the word artificial meant (he should be an expert, being married to a Kardashian and all), then called Trump and Sandy Hook denier Alex Jones “matrix breakers.”
It’s been a long week with the news and all, so I can’t even smdh at that shit because I’m just too fucking exhausted.
Kanye then went on to give a garbage performance at SNL, only to finish it off with some rant about Trump. I don’t even fucking know. Lindsay fucking Lohan attempting to steal children in Moscow makes more sense than Kanye West right now, because at least, in her high and drunken state, she truly believed she was trying to help someone.
The only person Kanye is trying to help is Kanye, by making himself appear to be some controversial uniter of the people.
Kim Kardashian, please some get your husband and put him back in the sunken place for ALL of our sakes.