It probably won’t shock you to know that I spend an absurd amount of time on Instagram, as it’s basically the main source for all my blogging ideas (it’s also where I post pics of my abs. YOLO). However, Instagram has also brought numerous pseudo-celebrities to my attention, a.k.a. everyone that hangs out with the Jenners (I see you Jordyn Woods). Recently, one pseudo-celebrity has been brought to my attention a lot, and that person is Zack Bia.
Zack first showed up in my Instagram explore page because he was dating queen of the pseudo-Instagram celebrities, Madison Beer. But then, after some exploring, I found out that Zack was mega close with a lot of super famous people and even attended Paris Fashion Week. This all got me wondering: who the fuck is Zack Bia?
Here’s what I know: Zack Bia is 22. I know this because he posted a picture from his 22nd birthday party (Cindy Crawford’s beautiful, model friends were in attendance for his party). Zack dated Madison Beer, but now he appears to be single.
Zack attended Kylie Jenner’s birthday party and appears to be close with all those Jenner girlfriends. He’s also randomly really good friends with both The Weeknd and Drake. Drake even posted a picture of them together at his birthday party last week.
Zack is also BFF with model/actor/potential Kourtney Kardashian boner, Luka Sabbat.
Zack Bia is friends with the Hadids. Zack Bia is friends with the Jenners. Zack Bia is friends with models, musicians, and actors. Zack Bia attends really cool parties…which leads me to beg the question: Who the fuck is Zack Bia?
Here’s the thing: I. Do. Not. Fucking. No.
I have gone down every black hole on the internet trying to figure out who the fuck this kid is, and I’ve come up empty handed. As far as I can tell he is not at all involved in the entertainment industry, and I don’t think he has famous parents. Maybe he has rich connected parents, but the info just isn’t out there.
All I know is that this 22-year-old nerdy ass lookin’ kid is out here partying and having the time of his life with the coolest celebrities of his generation, while my 32-year-old ass is spending hours on Google trying to figure out who the fuck he is.
Sad. Just sad.
Jhizz Louize says
His dad owns like a bunch of clubs that celebrities go to, so if your friends with him it’s really is to get in. My friend sucked his dick just to get into the nice guy.
Sarah says
He’s john terzian son the guy who owns the 35 million dollar nightclub in lA one of the biggest nightclubs in la
No, you cant stalk my social media says
I have never in my life left a comment on this kind of crap but this blog basically summed up exactly what I just did in regards to who Zack Bia is and I am absolutely creasing. Thank you for the entertainment
Jamiroquai says
John Terzian’s little brother
Random Comment says
Jhizz Louise, your friend sounds like a fun guy.
flo says
haha :D love you!
FactsDude says
Not rich or famous. Mom works at a department store. Just a very good social climber who started off as your run of the mill LA club promoter
Anon says
Full name is Zack Bialobos… Dad is Chief Coms Officer at Christian Dior (Olivier Bialobos)