Listen, I had had high hopes for Lindsay Lohan in 2018. She had that show coming up with Ron from Harry Potter, she was maybe going to be in Life Size 2, I mean, things were really looking up. Then 2018 shows up and bitch is dancing like your drunk great aunt at a wedding and trying to abduct kids in Moscow. Smdh.
I don’t know exactly what’s going on with Lindsay (does anyone?), but I think she’s in Russia, and she decided it would be a very Angelina Jolie move to take an Instagram live video of herself trying to save some refugees while clearly heavily intoxicated. This is going exactly where you think it might…
Speaking on Instagram live, an obviously fucked up on something Lohan begins accosting a family of five sleeping under a blanket in the street, because what every homeless family wants to wake up to is a drunk Lindsay Lohan video taping them for her Instagram.
Lindsay says in the video:
Hey everyone, I just want to show you a family that I met, a Syrian refugee family, and were sleeping under blankets.
Lindsay then began to talk to the kids and tried to bring them to her hotel, saying:
You want to come with me? Come with me, I’ll take care of you guys. Do you want to come stay in a hotel tonight? Do you want to watch movies? It would be so cool to watch a movie on a TV or a computer.
The boys’ parents quickly realized that a strange, drunk, Betty Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? looking bitch was trying to lure their children back to a hotel to watch cool movies on a laptop, so they tried to get away from Lohan. This lead to Lohan screaming at them that they were trying to traffic their children and then literally attempt to take one of the kids.
First of all, we have no idea if these people were actual refugees. Secondly, don’t homeless people and refugees have enough problems without Lindsay Lohan’s Xanaxed out ass trying to steal their fucking kids?
Dina Lohan, come get your daughter, please.