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Britney Spears Naked In The Womanizer Video. For Once

by Stuart Heritage

Britney Spears is no stranger to being naked these days – she loves showing her skin so much these days that we even know what her scalp looks like.

But forget all that, because here’s the video for Britney Spears’ new single Womanizer and – guess what – Britney’s naked in it. What? Oh, for God’s sake, can’t you at least pretend to look interested?

Remember when the thought of seeing Britney Spears naked was sort of exciting? It was a long time ago, granted, and now that same thought probablyinspires the sort of queasy fear you experience when you know you’re about to be attacked by a mad red-eyed old bald lunatic clutching an umbrella, but it was there once.

Still, the fact alone that Britney Spears dared to go nude for the Womanizer video should give you some inclination about how seriously Britney is taking her comeback. She apparently lost 10lb for the naked videoshoot by going teetotal, and you know someone means business when they do something for a video that they probably should have done about a year ago before their kids got taken away from them, don’t you.

Britney Spears is no stranger to being naked these days - she loves showing her skin so much these days that we even know what her scalp looks like. But forget all that, because here's the video for Britney Spears' new single Womanizer and - guess what - Britney's naked in it. What? Oh, for God's sake, can't you at least pretend to look interested? Remember when the thought of seeing Britney Spears naked was sort of exciting? It was a long time ago, granted, and now that same thought probablyinspires the sort of queasy fear you experience when you know you're about to be attacked by a mad red-eyed old bald lunatic clutching an umbrella, but it was there once. Still, the fact alone that Britney Spears dared to go nude for the Womanizer video should give you some inclination about how seriously Britney is taking her comeback. She apparently lost 10lb for the naked videoshoot by going teetotal, and you know someone means business when they do something for a video that they probably should have done about a year ago before their kids got taken away from them, don't you.
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Look! It’s Phil Collins Getting Beat Up By The Ultimate Warrior

by Matthew Laidlow

Umm… we aren’t sure whether to be scared by this video, or to laugh until we cough up an internal organ.

The title says it all – it’s everyone’s favourite slaphead and chocolate monkey drummer getting beaten to a pulp by an old wrestler who looks like he may have overdone the steroids and/or children’s face paint.

It really is as simple as that. We don’t know where this clip has come from or why it has been made. But we can proudly say that it will be the best three minutes and seven seconds that you’ll ever waste watching pointless internet nuggets. If you can explain this to us, please do so. Smoke is starting to come from our brains. God damn that pesky Phil Collins.

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Hecklerspray Oddities: The Michael Phelps Breakfast

by C J Davies

Michael Phelps, eh?

He’s good at swimming, isn’t he? And – boy – does he ever have a lot of gold medals.

Sorry. We’re trying our hardest to think of something amusing to say about the record-breaking Olympic champion, but to be honest we just came up with a big list of puns like Phelp, I’m A Fish. And then slapped ourselves.

Instead of straining our imagination glands, then, we’re just going to show you a remarkable video. Many of you will have gawked in amazement at what Phelps eats for breakfast every day in order to keep his strength up … something in the region of sixty million billion calories (or a ‘Chris Moyles’, as it’s known in the business). No-one has ever tried eating the same amount in five minutes, though.

Apart from this man.

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Diddy Offers His Thundering Political Insight Into Sarah Palin

by Stuart Heritage

Diddy Sarah Palin YouTube video vice president election

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VIDEO: Solage Knowles Goes Mental At A Fat Lady

by Stuart Heritage

It must be difficult being Beyonce’s sister – she got the looks, the ambition and the talent and all you’re left with is a name that rhymes with ‘flange’.

With that in mind, if we were Solange Knowles we’d get a little bit tetchy with people who compare us to Beyonce. No, more than that, we’d actually throw an embarrassing full-on sulky tantrum on television if someone even said the name ‘Beyonce’ within earshot of us. We would. We’d look like total bellends doing it, and it’d probably harm our career quite profoundly, but a little thing like that wouldn’t stop us.

Funnily enough it wouldn’t stop Solange Knowles either. A hapless presenter on a local Las Vegas Fox entertainment show happened to mention Beyonce’s name just before a Solange Knowles interview yesterday, and Solange threw an incredible schoolmarmish hoity toity “Mer mer mer” prissy little tantrum at her for it.

Video footage? Why of course there’s video footage…

It must be difficult being Beyonce's sister - she got the looks, the ambition and the talent and all you're left with is a name that rhymes with 'flange'. With that in mind, if we were Solange Knowles we'd get a little bit tetchy with people who compare us to Beyonce. No, more than that, we'd actually throw an embarrassing full-on sulky tantrum on television if someone even said the name 'Beyonce' within earshot of us. We would. We'd look like total bellends doing it, and it'd probably harm our career quite profoundly, but a little thing like that wouldn't stop us. Funnily enough it wouldn't stop Solange Knowles either. A hapless presenter on a local Las Vegas Fox entertainment show happened to mention Beyonce's name just before a Solange Knowles interview yesterday, and Solange threw an incredible schoolmarmish hoity toity "Mer mer mer" prissy little tantrum at her for it. Video footage? Why of course there's video footage...
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Britney Spears Captured Singing Worse Than A Drowning Kitten

by Matthew Laidlow

Now we know that sometimes popstars and reality star bumpkins can be easy targets for mockery, scrutiny and cheap laughs. That can be said for the first 15 episodes of X-Factor as we all wonder why a fat lass from Wigan who sounds like she’s singing through her nostril thinks she can win. Some people, [...]

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Lily Allen Delivers Street Justice on Video. Also: Swears a Lot.

by Ian Dransfield

Lily Allen – she’s that one who had pink hair, a godawful TV show and is generally a waste of space. Yeah, that sounds about right. Well now it would seem she’s got herself into MMA – that’s mixed martial arts – with some hardcore street fighting action. Well, hardcore may be a bit far, [...]

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Britney Spears Hooks up With Russell Brand. Oh, and an Elephant.

by Ian Dransfield

What better way for Britney Spears to take a huge step towards getting everything back on track than to hook up with Russell Brand? There are many, many better ways. Surely. Hooking up with that mad-haired berk isn’t going to help her claw back the piles and piles of sanity the girl seems to have [...]

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Paris Hilton Makes a New Video. One That Doesn’t Involve Sex.

by Ian Dransfield

Okay, so maybe we’re just reacting to Paris Hilton’s new advert as many of our readers react to the sarcasm on these pages – by taking things at face value. But it would appear that Paris Hilton is indeed running for the presidency of the United States of America. In a video statement released to [...]

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Miley Cyrus Sorry For Being All Shrieky And Young And Whatever

by Stuart Heritage

Hey you! If you like news stories about people you’ve barely heard of possibly being somewhat rude about people you’ve never heard of, are you ever in for a treat!

And, since this story contains a public apology, you can bet your balls that it features Miley Cyrus as well. And it does! Miley Cyrus has apologised for a YouTube video of her apparently mocking Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, who are apparently Disney stars or something. Honestly, not a clue.

Anyway, we have the offending Miley Cyrus video for you after the jump. Chances are it’ll make just as little sense to you as did to us, but at least it proves one thing beyond reason – that Miley Cyrus has the speaking voice of an abusive, chainsmoking pensioner.

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