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Hey Everyone, Ringo Starr’s Sorry For Being An Idiot
As we all know, Ringo Starr has too much to do these days to justify pointless crap like being nice to his own fans. However, some crazy old idiots got upset at Ringo Starr's recent request for his fans to stop sending him stuff, so he's decided to clarify his confusing little outburst. You see, Ringo Starr only wants you to stop sending him stuff because it hurts the environment and objects he signs only end up being hawked on eBay anyway. Ringo's quick decision to clear up the mess he made should be applauded - now we know that he doesn't hate his fans, just the fans who like buying his autographs on the internet. And now we can also be sure that it really was Ringo Starr in that video earlier this week, rather than the melted underpowered robot of a kestrel in sunglasses that we assumed we were watching.
As we all know, Ringo Starr has too much to do these days to justify pointless crap like being nice to his own fans. However, some crazy old idiots got upset at Ringo Starr's recent request for his fans to stop sending him stuff, so he's decided to clarify his confusing little outburst. You see, Ringo Starr only wants you to stop sending him stuff because it hurts the environment and objects he signs only end up being hawked on eBay anyway. Ringo's quick decision to clear up the mess he made should be applauded - now we know that he doesn't hate his fans, just the fans who like buying his autographs on the internet. And now we can also be sure that it really was Ringo Starr in that video earlier this week, rather than the melted underpowered robot of a kestrel in sunglasses that we assumed we were watching.
Ringo Starr To Fans: Quit Your Stupid Autograph Begging. Also, Don’t Write Me. (With Video)
Ringo Starr feels the music. It flows through him like water over the Canadian side of the jagged Niagara Falls. Also it flows through him just like it did through that kid in August Rush. Ringo is a translator, reaching up into the heavens, jotting what he finds there for all of humanity to hear. His mind is a seed from which entire musical forests spring forth. He possibly has the most vital job that has ever been. That's why it's essential that everyone finally leave him alone once and for all, and for Pete's sake stop sending him stamped envelopes pleading for things like autographs and 40-year-old rusty Beatles memorabilia. He's far too busy to respond, he's fed up. He's basically said as much on a new video his website is hosting. No really, he has.
Ringo Starr feels the music. It flows through him like water over the Canadian side of the jagged Niagara Falls. Also it flows through him just like it did through that kid in August Rush. Ringo is a translator, reaching up into the heavens, jotting what he finds there for all of humanity to hear. His mind is a seed from which entire musical forests spring forth. He possibly has the most vital job that has ever been. That's why it's essential that everyone finally leave him alone once and for all, and for Pete's sake stop sending him stamped envelopes pleading for things like autographs and 40-year-old rusty Beatles memorabilia. He's far too busy to respond, he's fed up. He's basically said as much on a new video his website is hosting. No really, he has.
Britney Spears Naked In The Womanizer Video. For Once
Britney Spears is no stranger to being naked these days - she loves showing her skin so much these days that we even know what her scalp looks like. But forget all that, because here's the video for Britney Spears' new single Womanizer and - guess what - Britney's naked in it. What? Oh, for God's ...
Look! It’s Phil Collins Getting Beat Up By The Ultimate Warrior
Umm… we aren’t sure whether to be scared by this video, or to laugh until we cough up an internal organ. The title says it all - it’s everyone’s favourite slaphead and chocolate monkey drummer getting beaten to a pulp by an old wrestler who looks like he may have overdone the steroids and/or children’s ...
Hecklerspray Oddities: The Michael Phelps Breakfast
Michael Phelps, eh? He's good at swimming, isn't he? And - boy - does he ever have a lot of gold medals. Sorry. We're trying our hardest to think of something amusing to say about the record-breaking Olympic champion, but to be honest we just came up with a big list of puns like Phelp, I'm A ...
Diddy Offers His Thundering Political Insight Into Sarah Palin
Diddy's not so much of a rapper these days, more a godawful barely-watched lowest common denominator MTV reality show in waiting. But until the day when he inevitably ends up fronting that show - working title Diddy: It's Both Oblivious And Obnoxious - we all have to put up with him spouting off endlessly about whatever subjects happen to be ambiently passing through his brain all the time like some sort of dreary old pensionable pub bore, but gangsta. This time, Diddy has turned his sights on newly-named Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Diddy's not a fan of Sarah Palin, you see - it's all because Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska and "there aren't even any crackheads in Alaska." We're not joking. We wish we were. Oh, there's video after the jump, too.
Diddy's not so much of a rapper these days, more a godawful barely-watched lowest common denominator MTV reality show in waiting. But until the day when he inevitably ends up fronting that show - working title Diddy: It's Both Oblivious And Obnoxious - we all have to put up with him spouting off endlessly about whatever subjects happen to be ambiently passing through his brain all the time like some sort of dreary old pensionable pub bore, but gangsta. This time, Diddy has turned his sights on newly-named Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Diddy's not a fan of Sarah Palin, you see - it's all because Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska and "there aren't even any crackheads in Alaska." We're not joking. We wish we were. Oh, there's video after the jump, too.
VIDEO: Solage Knowles Goes Mental At A Fat Lady
It must be difficult being Beyonce's sister - she got the looks, the ambition and the talent and all you're left with is a name that rhymes with 'flange'. With that in mind, if we were Solange Knowles we'd get a little bit tetchy with people who compare us to Beyonce. No, more than that, we'd actually throw an embarrassing full-on sulky tantrum on television if someone even said the name 'Beyonce' within earshot of us. We would. We'd look like total bellends doing it, and it'd probably harm our career quite profoundly, but a little thing like that wouldn't stop us. Funnily enough it wouldn't stop Solange Knowles either. A hapless presenter on a local Las Vegas Fox entertainment show happened to mention Beyonce's name just before a Solange Knowles interview yesterday, and Solange threw an incredible schoolmarmish hoity toity "Mer mer mer" prissy little tantrum at her for it. Video footage? Why of course there's video footage...
It must be difficult being Beyonce's sister - she got the looks, the ambition and the talent and all you're left with is a name that rhymes with 'flange'. With that in mind, if we were Solange Knowles we'd get a little bit tetchy with people who compare us to Beyonce. No, more than that, we'd actually throw an embarrassing full-on sulky tantrum on television if someone even said the name 'Beyonce' within earshot of us. We would. We'd look like total bellends doing it, and it'd probably harm our career quite profoundly, but a little thing like that wouldn't stop us. Funnily enough it wouldn't stop Solange Knowles either. A hapless presenter on a local Las Vegas Fox entertainment show happened to mention Beyonce's name just before a Solange Knowles interview yesterday, and Solange threw an incredible schoolmarmish hoity toity "Mer mer mer" prissy little tantrum at her for it. Video footage? Why of course there's video footage...
Britney Spears Captured Singing Worse Than A Drowning Kitten
Now we know that sometimes popstars and reality star bumpkins can be easy targets for mockery, scrutiny and cheap laughs. That can be said for the first 15 episodes of X-Factor as we all wonder why a fat lass from Wigan who sounds like she’s singing through her nostril thinks she can win. Some people, however, get past cocky comments from judges like Simon Cowell and go on to make a decent living, before descending in to the world of Big Issue selling – just give Leona Lewis another 18 months. It was the great old days though, when manufactured singers were poached from the Mickey Mouse Club. Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera have both left the iron fist of Disney to lighten up our lives. But no-one has done this more so than Britney Spears, whose early glittering career really has gone up shit creek without a paddle. Now, leaked video footage from a Las Vegas gig captures Britney’s “live vocal†not sounding too peachy.
Now we know that sometimes popstars and reality star bumpkins can be easy targets for mockery, scrutiny and cheap laughs. That can be said for the first 15 episodes of X-Factor as we all wonder why a fat lass from Wigan who sounds like she’s singing through her nostril thinks she can win. Some people, however, get past cocky comments from judges like Simon Cowell and go on to make a decent living, before descending in to the world of Big Issue selling – just give Leona Lewis another 18 months. It was the great old days though, when manufactured singers were poached from the Mickey Mouse Club. Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera have both left the iron fist of Disney to lighten up our lives. But no-one has done this more so than Britney Spears, whose early glittering career really has gone up shit creek without a paddle. Now, leaked video footage from a Las Vegas gig captures Britney’s “live vocal†not sounding too peachy.
