Diddy’s not so much of a rapper these days, more a godawful barely-watched lowest common denominator MTV reality show in waiting.
But until the day when he inevitably ends up fronting that show – working title Diddy: It’s Both Oblivious And Obnoxious – we all have to put up with him spouting off endlessly about whatever subjects happen to be ambiently passing through his brain all the time like some sort of dreary old pensionable pub bore, but gangsta.
This time, Diddy has turned his sights on newly-named Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Diddy’s not a fan of Sarah Palin, you see – it’s all because Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska and “there aren’t even any crackheads in Alaska.” We’re not joking. We wish we were. Oh, there’s video after the jump, too.
Historians are going to look back on the day when Diddy discovered YouTube and declare it the exact day that the human race started to go wrong. Sure, it had been bad before, what with all the death and war and sadness and whatever, but at least we didn’t have video footage of the man who did that Godzilla song having a piss while describing exactly why he enjoys pissing back then.
It’s not just urination that Diddy enjoys prattling on about on video – he’s also taken to the internet to praise his girlfriend for carrying his children right before he left her. Plus not so long ago Diddy recruited an assistant by posting a video on YouTube, which was a smart move – after all, his ideal candidate was an obese loner with terrible skin and a secret longing that humans could be as understanding as cats.
And now Diddy is using his fondness to push through a political message. It’s all because of Sarah Palin, you see – John McCain has announced her as his running mate in the upcoming election. Leaving aside the fact that seeing elderly white-haired John McCain and younger, marginally sexier Sarah Palin together is like watching a creepy remake of late 1980s ITV nightclub show The Hitman And Her, Sarah Palin has managed to get right up Diddy’s nose.
Why? Has Diddy seen through the seemingly transparent fact that Sarah Palin was only made VP to lure disappointed female Hillary Clinton supporters to the Republican party? No. Is he fundamentally opposed to Sarah Palin’s pro-life, pro-capital punishment worldview? No. Does he disagree with Sarah Palin’s decision to support a bill allowing wolves to be hunted from the sky? Not really.
In fact, Diddy seems most concerned that Sarah Palin comes from Alaska and not too many Alaskans are addicted to crack. Here’s the video…
You know what? It’s easy to mock, but Diddy actually makes some very good points. Michelle Obama really would have been a better choice of Republican vice presidential candidate because, as Diddy points out, it would have been more ‘strategic and fly’ to do that. Let’s hope that John McCain sees sense and appoints Diddy as his Chief Strategy And Flyness Advisor. It’s a no-brainer, really – Diddy gets his long dreamed-of position of political power and John McCain gets, um, a nice pair of sunglasses or something.
Oh, and by the way Diddy – Sir Rock Obama? What are you, seven?
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sophie says
not sir rock obama, ciroc obama. ciroc is his vodka.
Stuart Heritage says
Well doesn’t that make me look like a massive wanker.
Sarah says
Watch him get distracted by an airplane around 1:46. The man’s got the attention span of a five year old.
Moose Burgers says
It’s been a treasure trove of buffoonery in American politics this weekend, sure you want to come here still?
DiddyBlubber says
So nice to know all the crackheads now have Diddy (or is it P Diddy, or Sean, or Puffy, or Puff Daddy…heck, he doesn’t even know) to speak on their behalf. Seems like he can relate well to them too.
Frank Costello says
This guy is an idiot!!! What did he say, “there are no black people or crack heads in Alaska.” Shit, we have plenty of black creakheads here, just look downtown Anchorage or southside fairbanks and you’ll find plenty.
I don’t agree with racist statements and find it offensive due to the fact that I am more minority than this diddy idiot, but some people shouldn’t BREED!!
J Bollocks says
Yeah, well I think my wife Dr K put it best when she said “fuckheads like Puffy do Obama no favours by opening their fat mouths, and that includes that trollop Madonna too!”
One other little point for PDiddy fans, it’s NORTH Korea, not SOUTH Korea that Palin might be phoning.
And Hecklerspray, consider a more diluted approach in the future would ya? I nearly ripped my eyeballs out listening to that freak.
Roland says
P-punky you’re just some ghetto thug that thinks what he puts out is music. Get an education and speak like an adult, maybe someone might take you seriously.
fred schwartz says
I think his name should be changed to P Idiot. What a freakin clown. No wonder blacks are so screwed up with role models like this.
Adam says
I can’t believe this jackass. Where does race come into the picture about Sarah Palin coming from Alaska. Well that just shows you the ignorance of some people.
CJ says
P Diddy – What a moron!!!!!
Alaskan gurl says
He doesn’t know shit about Alaska. Or anything else. We have many different races up here in Alaska. People from all over the world find the beauty of alaska absolutely breathtaking. He has never been up here and really shouldn’t judge a state by its climate or by the people that live here. We have crime up here. Maybe not as much as in more populated places.
I feel like Diddy is speaking out his ass and not using his head. He is slamming on people that he doesn’t even know, and probably never even give a chance.
His own loss…
Fernando says
This is the future of American Youth? We are truely doomed. Goverment name? What? OMG(perhaps he is the result of some test tube baby program gone bad)I bet he could not fine the state of Alaska on a map, perhaps this is the bases of his angry message. It was enough to make me sick; was the spining video a back up incase the viewer did not throw-up after hearing it. This is a cry for help, family values, God and Country at the very least a rusult of its lack there of in the United States of America. God help us all.
Jon says
This moron makes me want to vote against Obama even more, he should really just keep his mouth shut.
Clarizza says
Are you that ignorant?? Does he realize how many military instillations there are in Alaska? Did we all of a sudden have non black Soldiers and Airman? With all his money you would hope that he would do some research before opening his mouth. How about you left your GIRLFRIEND with several kids at least Sarah Palin takes care of hers. And do you think we can say something more than “buggin out”…Really Diddy I thought you were a little smarter than that…Plus Sarah can keep ONE name..try it sometime…
Curt Selser says
This dumb white racist bit%ch from Alaksa can go to hell for all I care. All U haters talkin smak about P Diddy need to get checked faggots.
Tonights the night, where everybody gonna fight
Tonights the night, gonna keep it real tight
Tonights the night, gonna make u sucksers bleed,
Tonights the night, Obamba’s gots what I need.
Obamba 08.
russ says
This has to be the most ignorant thing I have ever seen in my life. Stick to talking aobut bitches and hoes and rims cause you have no business talking about politics.
You dont know if there are any black people or crack heads in Alaska? Maybe that’s why there is no crime?
Is that the best you got puff (crack) daddy? If you are representative of Obama voters, than I pity the country.
Julie says
I’m from Alaska and think it’s stupid that p-diddy (is that what they call him now?) would say such a remark. Maybe that’s why he’s never been to our great state .. HE HAS NO IDEA what the great state of Alaska has to offer. Now I am sure he would not be welcome here … It’s not about race, but diddy you need to be educated prior to a statement or blog of this kind. All of it is false or in your terms ” your fucking buggin.” Not only BLACK, but white, yellow all colors and all ethnic back grounds live in Alaska. I know its crazy, but people that live here ARE still called Americans. A lot of Alaskans not only have families here in “this great state” but have family members in other states as well. I love hip-hop and I love rap but will never buy another p-diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy or Sean “fucking buggin” CD again…. or whatever name you call yourself next.
TheOriginalTidbit says
What a complete idiot. What does it matter if there are blacks in Alaska or not? There are .. guess what? AMERICANS!
Apparently Diddy NEVER bothered to listen to Dr. King.
Diddy made himself look completely stupid. Alaska has a lot to offer.
OH And by the way. Considering the sensitive issues Alaska has with some of it’s tribes? Palin is more qualified in the sensitivity to minorites than ANY CANDIDATE on this ballot
Clearly rapping is all he is capable of because rational, logical thought is not something he’s capable of. He’s an embarassement.
TheOriginalTidbit says
LOL and I love the…. Or you may know me by my government name.. Sean….
HEY Dumbass… that’s not your “government” name. That is the name YO MOMMA GAVE YOU.
Dipshit
Sundance 44 says
Who and what even gives this guy the time of day. How did he ever become a celebrity? If my kid even looked twice at him, I’d ground him until he was 35 years old, then put him on probation for the next ten years.
Diddy, or whatever his name is today is totally disgusting.
Pee on Diddy says
What the hell is wrong with that POS. He is the reason there should be mandatory brain scans at birth and his case they could have immediately pulled the plug.
CP
gir says
Oh boy, just what I wanted, political discussion from the kind of humorless morons who also have strong opinions on lists of women in specific types of films.
TRB says
What clarity,what insight, and what vision this young American has. I am sure his mother is sooooo proud of him. It is no wonder Europe looks up to Obama and his followers as the path of change and the path America should follow. Diddy’ skill as an orator and communicator could just land him as White House Press Secretary. We could even save some tax payer dollars (God knows we will have to somewhere) by having his “posse” function as Obamas Secret Service detail. The stars are aligned. Ophra and Diddy are leading us to the promise land~!!!!
Kevoh says
what a Diddiot. What does no black people in Alaska have to do with anything? She isnt qualified for VP because she represents a state with a low AMERICAN – African population? Sounds like a racist comment to me, anyway…. No crime? No Crackheads? I think it would be great if Ms. Palin could do for the US what she has done in Alaska. You are a fool P-Diddiot
Susan says
Diddy – you doing crack right now ? Listening to you makes me want to throw up !
1pinklady44 says
Did he just say no blacks in Alaska? No crack heads and no crime? I he saying that blacks, like him, are a bunch of crack heads and thugs.
Like someone previous said, Diddy yo momma must be real proud today!!!
LadyCatCat says
Yes, it’s Ciroc, the vodka he endorses. I am an Alaskan and what he says is incorrect BUT he is just uneducated about Alaska and is an Obama advocate as I am. He is right, Sarah Palin is not the best choice and is not fit for the job. The people have spoken and that’s why Obama is on the ticket. Palin was appointed by McCain without anybody’s vote. Diddy is entitled to his own opinion about the situation.
I say Diddy should come to Alaska to rally for Obama! Obama won Alaska in Super Tuesday which has flipped Alaska from a Republican state to a Democrat state. If he really wants to help Obama win he’d come to Alaska to gather the masses in the most diverse city in Alaska…Anchorage! Diddy, if you’re reading this, call 907-341-KFAT…we’d love to have you on our radio station. KFAT 92.9 in Anchorage, Alaska. http://www.kfat929.com!
yyzrd says
what an idiot and a full-blown racist……….
TLee says
This goes way beyond race – I am African American, Black from the hood and all I can say is FINALLY – This hasn’t got much to do with Obama so don’t go using him as a reason to change your vote. This is an example of the ignorance that reigns and is alive in a culture that is money hungry and has gone wild – entertainment – music, etc… Look at the impact people like P Diddy have had on America. He represents one who has had access but has squandered it? Obama – I don’t have to say stand clear of people like this because it is obvious you already have. P Diddy, Lift yourself up, elevate your mind and get your head together, Stand up be a man and start a trend by APOLOGIZING.
Paul says
This just proves that you can be an absolute moron and still make money in America. You can’t much dumber than Diddy.
Chris says
I the mind of a 5 year old comment was great. i also noticed he has no more than a 3rd grade education, he didnt even make a coherent statement in that whole 4 minutes he was blabbing on. and to think that our youth listen to jokers like this, is just outh of this world crazy. what an idiot.
Rat says
P diddy u fcukin the bug out man…
Haydn Scott Evans says
Ignorance is bliss and P Diddy is one of the most blissful people in the world.
Who the hell cares what his opinion on anything is,except the idiots who idolize him.
Keep your opinions on something you know. Which means you won’t have any opinions.
Ben says
Relax Diddy! Governor Palin wants to drill for more oil which would in turn reduce the price of fuel for your private jet. That Commercial Airline is such an inconvenience. Shit, I can’t even afford to fill up my car. Oh, and please tell me you’re going to leave the country if McCain/Palin gets elected(i.e. Alec Baldwin).
McCainPalin08USA says
Ok. I’m not from Alaska, so, I don’t know if crackheads are in Alaska. But since when did good U.S. citizens such as myself even want “CRACKHEADS” anywhere! This guy is off his rocker. P. Diddy…… a little hint of advise, learn how to speak English before putting yourself on video again, because it’s morons like you that make us look stupid!!
AlaskaMan says
Diddy is an idiot. Diddy you talk about starting to be focused. You can’t even spell focused. You don’t even know where Alaska is you dumb-ass.
John R. Utley says
What a flaming idiot! But I’m sure Oprah would agree with him. Isn’t it amazing that these celebrities actually believe that what they say matters to the rest of us?
Lennyj says
P Diddy…you are a COMPLETE IDIOT. You are not only just ignorant, but I bet you don’t even know where Alaska is on the map! You are an excellent example of a true “CRACKHEAD” and it shows that you are 100% stupid!! Keep your comments to yourself!
Dumb Diddy says
Diddy, lol… You are the poster child for the word “Stupid Celebrity.” What an idiot
Shap Shootin Annie says
P Diddy,
You are a loser!
Big Mouth with no brains!
Get educated before you shoot your
mouth! LOSER!
yyzrd says
Carl Selsor is the same as P-xxxx, except he is a coward, telling others not to spread hate then turning around in the same paragragh and promoting violence, what a schmuk………
Cynthia Storey says
Diddy, thankfully you are not the VOICE of the black population. You are so far removed from any of us.. white or black or asian middle class to poor that it is an insult to listen to your self-absorbed opinions.
Do what you do best Diddy.. exploit starry-eyed white and black kids and others who think by attaching themselves to your name they have a shot at what their natural born talents would otherwise most likely launch them to instead of having to deal with your megalomania and narcissitic sadism.
You speaking for black America is like Donald Trump being a goold ‘ole Southern boy. Fat chance.
Go back to the studio Puffy..or P diddy or Sean or whomever it is convenient to be at the time. Maybe you can make your own album successful instead of riding on the reality television exploits and cheap high priced clothing line you come out with.
Leave politics to the politicians and the people to whom it makes a real difference to. We are smart enough to form our own opinions without yours. Thanks.
Joe says
WHAT A F_CKING LOOSER. HE WILL ONLY ATTRACK PEOPLE LIKE HIM THAT CAN’T SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH. IF YOU CAN’T SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH, DON’T SPEAK AT ALL. YOU UNEDUCATED CRACK HEAD. GO CRAWL BACK INTO THE HOLE YOU CAME OUT OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debbie Wright says
HA,HA,HA…YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST CRITIC OF SARAH PALIN THAT I HAVE HEARD YET!!!…think what you were trying to say in laymen’s terms that Senator McCain showed the world his ability (or inability) to make such an important decision. Therefore, I question Senator John McCain’s judgment. I believe that there are many Republican women in the United States more qualified than Sarah Palin, that Senator McCain could have selected to be his Vice President running mate. Sarah Palin is young therefore McCain can ‘make and mold’ her into whatever he wants her to be — the reformer of the Republican party. I question Sarah Palin’s parenting skills since she has announced to the world that her 17 year old daughter is pregnant. It is scary to think since mother Sarah Palin cannot run her house well, that she might be one breath away from running the White House, if McCain is elected President.
P. Diddy, it’s time that you create a video and song encouraging ALL voters (for God sake, be inclusive please) to vote for Senator Barack Obama and Senator Joe Biden in November.
Debbie Wright says
P.Diddy, you are fun-knee!!!!!!!!!!!! A nut indeed.
TypicalBlount says
You all give puffy way too much credit. He is a mouthpiece who obviously needs some attention. While he is an example for what you can achieve with no education. Puffy is a bandwagoner! He is with whoever he can benefit from. Racism/Sexism is real. Some people will vote for Obama or Palin just becuase they are Black or Female, respectively. As you can see, some of the Black community, celeb usually, have used Obama to be seen, not realizing the hurt can could do thier campaign. The Obama’s of the world could be the role models for the Black community but as you can see, no one knew about him until very recently. It’s sad to say, but when you weren’t heard growing up and now people will listen just beucase you are who you are, you do whatever it is to keep them listening.
Melissa says
Who are you P.Dummy, that you know anything about politics. Seems to me, you’re here for no other purpose than to spread your seed, see how much child support you can avoid paying, AND to entertain me!!! Now shut your whole, and don’t open it again until I pay to!!! You’re good for nothing. You’re dumb ass reality show…is just that, dumb, and made for people like you, who wanna get rich quick by given me my kicks!!!! You should be a shame, you’re a bad example for your race. OBTW which is the only reason you’re voting for Obama, that makes you a racist on top of it. I can’t believe the likes of you are what’s entertaining kids. You’re just another M.C hammer…ridin his wave ’till he bankrupts himself with his stupidity.
Melissa says
Oh yeah, note my mispellings, there just for you P.Dummy. You have a difficult enough time with the english language, I didn’t want to throw you off by spelling correctly. Just sound it out. Or, here’s an idea, you could get an “ebonix” translater…LOL You idiot!!! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!!! You know the saying “ya can take the N*&%a outta the getto, but ya can’t take the getto outta the N_ _ _ a” How sad that you make it true.
gir says
“that makes you a racist on top of it.”
“You know the saying “ya can take the N*&%a outta the getto, but ya can’t take the getto outta the N_ _ _ a””
Simply breathtaking.
Rivers says
As a black woman and also an Alaskan, I am so thankful my parents taught me to think for myself. Thank goodness Mr Combs does not speak for me. Mr. Sean Combs is ignorant and has no business spouting off such idiotic and tasteless remarks.
Some people believe that if they make a large sum of money they can say anything or do anything they want to. (Most hollywood celebrities) Just goes to show you money does not make one intelligent.
Someone in a previous comment mentioned that Sarah Palin is a bad parent just because her daughter is pregnant. You can be the best parent in the world and still have your child do something that may not be best thing for them. All you can do is go forward and try not to make the same mistake next time. Teenage pregnancy is an epidemic amongst many different races. Do all of these children have bad parents. I think not. We have no idea what the Palin family taught thier daugter about birth control or pre-marital sex nor is it any of our business.
Some comments are better left unsaid.
Sarah says
yeah, like yours.
Dillon says
This goes to show the misinformed and un-educated Hollywierd. I am so glad that I have a mind of my own and recognize who by far will be the best candidates for the P and VP. Hollywierd has an agenda and that is to push this country to a big Government dictated liberal world without morals or good guide lines on how to conduct our lives. It also wants to get in bed with radical Islam and have this country not to be the strongest but the weakest nation. This is exactly what will happen if Nobama and Biden get in the Whitehouse. Diddy, you say that Palin is unqualified; name, if you can, one thing that Nobama has done as Gov. for his state. One thing positive he has done for this nation. Even in your pathedic rant, you didn’t give one reason why your candidate would be the best for this nation. If you can not come up with one thing sit down and shut up. Even if he was a white man, I would say the same thing I’m saying now. Its not about black or white its about what is best for our country. Duddie says BK is open late, I’m going to Wendy’s. McCain/Palin 08.
gir says
If you are going to call someone misinformed and “un-educated”, please learn to spell all your second grade vocabulary words; cf. “weird”.
Melissa says
That’s the way of the loser democrats. If you have a point, and they can’t rebut it, they just insult your spelling. What a loser….gir…so is that a name, or is that you growling??? Numb nuts!!! How many hours did you have to sit in front of the dictionary looking for the term “weird”…lol. Those who can’t do…teach.
Joke Police says
Shock news just in for Melissa – every second frothy-mouthed poster likes to ignore reasoned debate and just criticise spelling. Please refer to the comments on ‘Everyone Loves Sarah Palin’s Redneck Illegitimate Grandkid-Maker’ for repeated evidence of Republicans doing exactly that.
Criticising spelling is boring. No moar please.
gir says
Just pointing out the irony, kids.
Melissa, you might not have undercut your point if you’d left out all the name-calling. You dumb twat.
dianeKPB says
hey rivers what’s up girl. you couldn’t have said it any better. let the stone casting continue with others, such as the hollywood celebrities. how can they not realize that discussing important political issues is beyond their cerebral scope. stupid little celebs , stick to what you know. nothing. ie pdiddy ie matt damon ie kerrie washington(bill maher 9/10). can’t you just hear them with their stylist/hairdresser saying stuff like don’t forget the one about and the one we just heard oh yeah remember that one thing we read last week in the star.
i am a proud alaskan and have raised my family to be equally proud of our state and country. i would call on all of our black alaskan constituents to stand up and be counted. let peedee know that we[alaskans] are not”crackheads”, will not tolerate crackheads, and when it smoking crack become a “black thing only”. if peedee is an example of what is to come, shouldn’t you dems rethink your position.
dianeKPB says
and so another dimwitted celeb gets thrown into the arena. pam anderson your boobs should be seen and heard
gir says
Good aim, Diane.
dianeKPB says
susan are we to assume you are a christian in good standing and can recite the bible verbatim and are we to assume you are comparing obama to Jesus Christ and Sarah to pontius pilate. you are indeed a sad creature aren’t you? i don’t think this is what your stylist/hairdresser meant. can you not have your own opinion? can you spell pawnshus pielut? stay out of politics susan, you are the most offense sort.
dianeKPB says
thanks gir
gir says
Holy shit are you ever dumb.
J Bollocks says
“gir Says:
“please learn to spell all your second grade vocabulary words; cf. “weird”.”
+
JokE pOlIcE says “every second frothy-mouthed poster likes to ignore reasoned debate and just criticise spelling.”
=
gir is a frothy-mouthed poster
Now, that does sound wierd!
gir says
THANKS J BOLLOCKS NOBODY ELSE GOT THAT IT’S A GOOD THING YOUR DUMB ASS WAS HERE OTHERWISE THAT MIGHT HAVE PASSED UNNOTICED DUE TO THE AMAZING SUBTLETY
Joke Police says
I’m the president of the Association of Frothy-Mouth Posters. It’s just I remember to wipe my mouth occasionally.
Bill says
Although Diddy, like many rappers comes off as somewhat crass and uncouth, I think that what he meant was that Sarah Palin will be completely out of her element in Washington DC, a city where there ARE blacks and crackheads.
Reflexology London says
Go Diddy go ! that was funny :)
Gabriel says
What a moron….. I also thought it was foolish for Mccain to choose Palin as his running mate.Its Diddy;s reasons for not liking the choice that I find stupid.
There are no crack heads in Alaska? There is no crime? There are no black people? No diversity?
In between those “amazing” statments is Mccain is bugging the f/ck out…
What a tard. Go get an education, read a book, and learn to speak properly. At leaset please learn about the subject before you open your mouth.
lizzy/brown says
P.Diddy is a fucken dick head, why is he even botheren about the fucken price of fuel, what does he even really care,he has got more money than sense. ASS HOLE, he should try haven to fork out money for fuel on a basic wage, way 2 kids under the age of five. Thank fuck he was voted one of the most annoyen people in 2008 ha ha ha ha ha :)