Britney Spears is no stranger to being naked these days – she loves showing her skin so much these days that we even know what her scalp looks like.
But forget all that, because here’s the video for Britney Spears’ new single Womanizer and – guess what – Britney’s naked in it. What? Oh, for God’s sake, can’t you at least pretend to look interested?
Remember when the thought of seeing Britney Spears naked was sort of exciting? It was a long time ago, granted, and now that same thought probably inspires the sort of queasy fear you experience when you know you’re about to be attacked by a mad red-eyed old bald lunatic clutching an umbrella, but it was there once.
Still, the fact alone that Britney Spears dared to go nude for the Womanizer video should give you some inclination about how seriously Britney is taking her comeback. She apparently lost 10lb for the naked videoshoot by going teetotal, and you know someone means business when they do something for a video that they probably should have done about a year ago before their kids got taken away from them, don’t you.
David Scarborough says
Further proof with enough money, makeup and lighting equipment you can make anyone look attractive.
Julian Mentat says
I protest at the blatant sexism and bigotry in this video, all of it directed against males.
Who gets grabbed, pushed, slammed into photocopiers, and subject to sexual intimidation in the workplace here? Men!
It’s time for our gender to demand equality.
magnetite says
You’re right. She has done this nekkid thing before. Tsk. I shan’t be impressed until I see fallopian tubes.
Though when she threw that flute-in-a-suit onto the countertop as a predictably sexy waitress, I think I did espy a quite respectable builder’s arsecleft.
Well done Britney. Well done, lass. Have a sugar cube.
Der Golem says
Wow. What a great artist she is, repeating the same phrase over and over and over without any subtlety, nuance or style and without any regard for artistry. I’m throwing away all my Billie Holiday, Sarah Vaughan, Joni Mitchell and all the other hacks in my music library.
Sad.
Julian Mentat says
>> “What a great artist she is, repeating the same
>> phrase over”
Giver her a break. She doesn’t KNOW all that many words.
shooty* says
Is it actually her, do we think?
I have it on good authority that Britney was killed in 1966 and replaced with a look- and sound-a-like. There are clues on all her album covers. If you look at her first album, John Lennon is pointing at the grave, and the bass guitar only has three stings, signifying… wait… sorry, that’s Paul McCartney.
But my point holds: How do we know it’s not Jennifer Ellison’s body? Her sole income these days is weekly soft porn shots for Nuts/ Zoo. Maybe they computerised Britney’s face onto her body.
mello says
Hey the girls trying to get back on track. I think she looks hot and I think you guys look green. Keep it up Brittany, I should look so good haha
William Hart says
Any male who denies that video pitches them a tent is either homosexual (no offense, I don’t mind gay people) or just a lying loser who assumes they are cool to other people by automatically insulting her based on her mental breakdowns. She’s been crazy – we all get it by now and she’s even addressed it in her songs at this point. The main factor here is it’s an extremely addictive song and she looks hot as hell in the video. If I was in the video they’d have to cut my part as I leaped on her naked form multiple times.
mike bennet says
holy shit!!! shes so fkin hot!!! her tits!!! ;]
Oink says
She looks like a big greasy sausage.
Pig pig pig pig pig