Kim Kardashian would like you to know you have a bum. She really does! We’re actually not making fun of her. Yet. She really did make the throw away comment, during a recent interview, that everyone has a bum. We’ll build back up to that, we wouldn’t want you to overheat from that revelation.
Kim Kardashian is one of the three Kardashian sisters; who’re only famous because this one here got peed on, in a video we’re not allowed to talk about without notifying our lawyers first. Moreover, this one’s only really famous because of her preternaturally large backside.
It’s so large, in fact, there have been all kinds of weird conspiracies about her getting it insured and that it’s some kind of implant. Some kind of stunt bum. Or something. We tried to read up on it and got distracted by the pictures, pop-up ads and malware. So, heck if we know more than that.