Barron Hilton hasn't got a lot going for him – not only does he have the spazzy hair and pudgy face of a rejected Just William character, but he's also staring down the barrel of a vicious DUI charge.
Following his arrest last month, Paris Hilton's 18-year-old brother has been formally charged with DUI by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and faces arraignment in April.
It just goes to show how quickly Barron Hilton is becoming his sister. Now that they've both been charged with DUI, Barron only has to be in a shitty reality TV show and wank a bloke off on the internet until he ends up with jizz all over his tits and Barron will have caught up with Paris Hilton completely.