Make way for another one!
Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Anderson Lee Anderson Rock Rock wants to revert back to being just Pamela Anderson Lee Lee Anderson Lee. Notice if you will, the shocking lack of 'Rock's included in her new last name. And don't notice, if you will, that the inclusion of all the 'Lee's in her second choice of last names kind of kills the semi-funny missing Rock joke.
Don't feel bad for Kid Rock though – aw hell no! Kid Rock's a champion, and he was sho' 'nuff just about to ask for his last name back anyhow! That's right, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are divorcing faster than a hung-over Vegas-ite. Last names are gonna switch around or something, and custody of the kids they raised together for almost four months may get sticky, even though one or the other doesn't really want custody of the kids for total lack of blood-relation.
It's just what we heard.
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married like 100 times about four months ago. Even though Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock declared their mutual love in a world tour-like fashion, now they are rescinding said feelings. Both have filed for divorce. On her website, Anderson gave this garbled quote on the matter:
"Divorce. Yes, it's true. Unfortunately impossible."
Both Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock filed for divorce on Monday, but cited slightly different dates as to when the actual separation began. And why wouldn't they split? Divorce is all the rage this year. Celebrity couples have been imploding all over the place. McCartney/Mills is evidence enough, but you also have Spears/Federline, Houston/Brown, Witherspoon/whoever – see? All the rage!
All that matters is that in this, her time of crisis, Pamela Anderson has the shoulder of a friend to cry on. With that, and given recent similar circumstances, we assume Paris Hilton is clearing her day planner.
As are we.
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