Pamela Anderson is a bit of a perfectionist. Sure, that's hard to see since she only ever seems to make useless films and TV shows and her first marriage was a galactic cock-up, but we're still calling perfectionist.
Take Pamela Anderson's last marriage to Kid Rock, for example. Although it only took place last weekend, it wasn't really up to scratch. Maybe the boat they got married on wasn't shiny enough, or maybe the honeymoon sex tape wasn't shockingly pornographic enough to release onto the internet, who knows? What we do know is that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married again on Saturday, and this time it's official. Possibly.
Getting married is a stressful affair – from what we've seen it involves mainly alternating between despair at having to pay thousands of pounds for some invitations and furious anger because those idiot bakers used slightly wrong piping on the wedding cake and how dare they! This is my day! MY DAY! I want to be a PRINCESS! Ahem. Anyway, it seems as if Pamela Anderson didn't get that particular memo – she's just got married to text-dumping aficionado Kid Rock for the second time in a week.
Last weekend, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married on a boat in St Tropez to the delight of Elton John's husband and some woman who makes shoes. However, it turns out that the St Tropez affair wasn't actually a real wedding, since French law dictates that couples must have a civil ceremony in the Mayor's office to become legal, and that didn't happen with Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. So, just as Pamela said, they decided to get married a whole bunch of times – and the second Rock/ Anderson wedding took place in Detroit on Saturday.
Details of the Detroit wedding are scant – and it might not have been all that legal, either, since public records reportedly contain no marriage license for Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock yet – but luckily confirmation comes from Pamela Anderson's diary on her website, which is quickly becoming our favourite place on the whole internet since it's one of the only places that combines our two loves; blond girls with big tits and a monomaniacal devotion to frothing on about how cruel Foie Gras is like some kind of militantly excited vegetarian teenager. Anyway, we were talking about wedding confirmations, weren't we? Here's what she wrote:
"JUST MARRIED! It's official. Just left the courthouse!!!! Mr. and Mrs. Ritchie have left the building."
So now, if Pamela Anderson wasn't just talking up her private life to get people looking at her poker site, there'll now be more weddings in Malibu and Nashville, too. And then it's on to sex tape city, presumably.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]