Three years ago today I wrote what I consider to be the best blog I have ever written. It was called “Miley Cyrus Looks Like the Floor of a 90’s Gay Bar.” Seriously, so read it if you haven’t because it’s my best work.
Flash forward three years, and in 2017 we’ve seen a fresher, cleaner, less ratchet Miley Cyrus re-emerge (don’t worry, you hot mess lovers, she’s been replaced by Bella Thorne).