File this under: I fucking told you so. As soon as The Weeknd dropped “Die For You” as a single I was like “Shit, guess he’s going back after Bella Hadid.” Then when Selena Gomez became friends with Justin Bieber again I was like “Shit, guess The Weeknd’s gonna go back after Bella Hadid.”
Then The Weeknd and Selena broke up and she was just spotted kissing Bieber and he was just spotted leaving Bella’s apartment so guess who was right about everything? Me. That’s who.
Tuesday night, the paps caught The Weeknd leaving none other than ex-girlfriend Bella Hadid’s New York apartment and no one is as NOT SURPRISED, but also thoroughly pleased, as me, because a) I was super sad when they broke up, and b) I’ve been calling this shit for like a month now.
Sources are saying that The Weeknd is still mega in love with Bella (duh) and she’s willing to hang out with him and see what happens (double duh).
Obviously, The Weeknd and Selena Gomez realized they were boring af together and she’d be better off managing Justin Bieber’s McDonald’s tantrums once again, and he’d be better off letting Bella Hadid go back to doing lines off his dick. Some things are just meant to be, you know?
I know it’s completely pathetic, but I really do believe that the only person more smug and satisfied by all this than me is probably Bella Hadid. And who knows? I might be the most smug and satisfied by it. Maybe Bella is like really humble and doesn’t get all smug about this stuff. Maybe she’s better than all that. But you know who isn’t? Me. I’m not.