So, I’m a huge fan of the LOVE magazine sexy online advent calendar that features hot models and celebs in cute little videos for every day until Christmas. In fact, I love all advent calendars! I love them so much, I thought it was time to do the first ever (I think?) HecklerSpray advent countdown to Christmas!
2017 was definitely a total shit show full of negative garbage, but some really fun and ridiculous stuff happened in pop culture as well! So as we countdown to Christmas, let’s look at some things that happened in 2017 that didn’t suck, starting with Kourtney Kardashian!
While Scott Disick is hands down my favorite part of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, dude is an exhausting mess of a human and I can’t even imagine what sharing three kids with him must be like.
After a horrible break-up last year and him banging presumably every barely legal bitch in Calabasas, Kourtney Kardashian seems to have gotten her groove back this year. She’s looking sexier than ever, released a super cute clothing line with Pretty Little Thing, and has a ripped 24-year-old boyfriend!
After putting up with the mess that is Scott Disick for more than 10 years and being the sensible, serious Kardashian sister, Kourtney is out here living her best life with three cute kids, a hot bod, luxury vacations, and a sexy young boyfriend. 2017 might’ve been garbage for a large portion of the world, but I think this was really the year of Kourtney. Plus, I just really appreciate how authentic her face and ass look. Like I look at her and I still see the girl she was when Keeping Up With the Kardashians began, unlike some people *cough cough*
Keep living your best life, girl! And keep giving Kim shit, because you’re legit the best at that.