Of all the different rages, anger is definitely the most convenient. Its that sensation, after all, that made South America rush to the aid of Greenland during WWII. Remember that? Remember how Greenland was totally effed but then S.America just had enough? Remember how Ethiopia pulled out all its troops immediately?
Yeah that war was the craziest one we learned about while getting our degree online. But what we're getting at here is that sometimes it pays to blow your top. George Clooney knows. He's usually very even tempered and nice, but if you hit his buttons he will make you wish your parents never met.
Fabio, a man we think is an East-German architect or something, knows this first hand. He had to fight an angry Clooney recently, and after Fabs pulled his hair out of the ceiling-fan he decided the only way he'd ever be safe again was to rebuild the Berlin wall – to which we say: C'mon Fabio, you're being stupid.
Once George Clooney got so mad at his motorcycle that he slammed it to the ground going like 80 mph. Before that we think he got so ticked once his pig up and died from all the negative energy beaming straight out of George's black heart.
Fabio has a temper too. He's got such rage, in fact, that he has never ever headlined a hecklerspray article before. That fact alone just might cause steam to erupt out of his ears. He did once fight a bird on a roller-coaster though. That was pretty awesome and we suggest you look into it.
So what happens when two fisticuff loving titans like that meet in a restaurant? As you may expect, they battle to the death. By pushing match. As an alleged witness put it:
"George looked annoyed when Fabio went to his table. George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him. It turned into a shoving match. George was drinking. He wasn't drunk, but he certainly wasn't stone sober, either."
You read that? The F-bomb got dropped – that's heavy! The whole thing started when Fabio and his lady friends were snapping pictures of each other. George thought he was the intended photo-target and he didn't like it. Then, probably when Fabio told George not to worry because he'd be photo-shopped clean out of the background, things got worse.
We can understand that though. Nobody photoshops out the sexiest man alive! Nobody!
The photoshop thing was made up, as was Fabio's hair in a ceiling fan, his dreams for reinstating Germanic communism, and most comments about Clooney's usual temperament.
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Adam Gade says
Do you really need to add a disclaimer at the end?
Lisa Manzi says
I just heard an on-air radio interview with Fabio. He said Clooney was cursing like a sailor and the pushed him. When Fabio didn’t budge (he is quite buff), Clooney got scared to fight and told him “just go away you big…thing!”. They went back to their tables after that but then Clooney started using more foul language, and when Fabio got up again to confront him that was when Clooney decided to leave. By the way, Fabio is Italian, not German. Get your facts straight.