As Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller understands that she needs to act in an appropriate manner.
Remember, his last wife was Denise Richards. And that means that he’s used to a certain level of crazy. So, to stop Charlie Sheen from getting nostalgic about the time when, say, Denise threw a computer off a balcony at an old lady in a wheelchair, Brooke Mueller has to act in the most erratic way possible to keep him interested. And that might be why she’s just checked into rehab.
That’s unless Brooke Mueller hasn’t checked into rehab, of course. But it wouldn’t be the first time that Brooke Mueller has been to rehab this year. Unless it is. Or unless she isn’t in rehab now and she hasn’t been to rehab at any point this year, which is a possibility. Still with us? You’re doing better than we are, then.
The last few months of Brooke Mueller’s life have been a frantic rollercoaster. First Charlie Sheen was arrested for allegedly holding a knife to her throat on Christmas day, then she took a restraining order out against him, then she almost died of pneumonia, then she attended a ‘wellness program’ at a rehab facility, then she decided that she wanted to get back together with Charlie Sheen, and now she’s allegedly in rehab again.
It’s unknown what prompted Brooke Mueller’s latest visit to rehab, but it goes without saying that any woman who’d willingly want to get back with Charlie Sheen for any reason whatsoever probably has a few problems to work through.
Or maybe we’re jumping to conclusions here. Just like the last time that Brooke Mueller apparently went to rehab, the details of this visit seem foggy at best. People reports:
Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller has checked into a rehab center for substance abuse. Mueller, 32, checked into The Canyon rehab facility in Malibu last Tuesday, according to TMZ.com. Mueller’s lawyer, Yale Galanter, told PEOPLE he was not prepared to comment on the report. But one source confirmed to PEOPLE, “Brooke is in rehab.”
The nature of Brooke Mueller’s rehab visit still needs to be determined. Some news outlets have claimed that Brooke is being treated for crack addiction, and others are claiming that Charlie is being urged to follow her into treatment. But, whatever the reason, at least Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen have each other.
Because we’re sure that Charlie Sheen has been a rock for Brooke Mueller in her hour of need. Heck, he’s often our rock in times of need too – no matter what changes we go through, or how many things fall apart for us, we’ll always have Charlie Sheen. In a world of uncertainty, you can always rely on the fact that steadfast old Charlie will constantly be about as funny as a bag of cold sick on Two And A Half Men. It’s a comfort. And it’s why Brooke Mueller loves him.
Either that or because she’s off her shit on drugs all the time. We honestly couldn’t say for sure which one of these is true.
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