Now that Britney Spears can once again experience the delights of waking in up in the middle of the night because her kids are crying, it's time for a rethink.
You see, Britney Spears has recently been told that her children are now allowed to spend overnight visits with her, an important step towards regaining custody. But Britney doesn't want to keep her kids in squashed-together, paparazzi-filled Beverly Hills any more – she wants them to live somewhere safer, somewhere cleaner, somewhere with a huge garden that the children can play in.
That's right, Britney Spears is preparing to move house, which means that Britney's current abode could soon be up for sale. We hear it's the perfect place for anyone who likes their houses huge, reeking of cigarette smoke and full of fun character features like puddles of tears and disturbing fingernail scratches gouged into every available surface.
When you get older, it's only natural that your priorities change. Everyone has, or will have, a point in their life when they'll think "Maybe life isn't completely about my career. Maybe it's time that I tried to win back custody of those kids I haven't seen much of since I went berserk and wound up in a mental hospital." It'll happen, promise.
And that seems to be Britney Spears' new mindset. Now that she's primarily a recovering psychiatric patient with a sideline in disappointing sitcom cameos, Britney's life is no longer about puking on boys and erroneously claiming to be the devil. It's about those closest to her, or at least those who would be closest to her if she hadn't been deemed legally unfit to care for them. Her kids, basically.
Britney Spears is definitely making moves in the right direction when it comes to her children. Just recently she was granted overnight visitation rights again, and now she's thinking about finding them a much more child-friendly environment to live in.
More child-friendly than her current paparazzi-invaded, prescription medication-strewn home? Does such a place even exist? BBC News reports:
Britney Spears is looking for a new home with extra outdoor space for her children to play in and more privacy, court records have revealed. Documents show the 26-year-old wants a property closer to parks for Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one. The star has stipulated she wants a "less trafficked" home than her current Beverly Hills house, which is constantly stalked by paparazzi.
It makes perfect sense for Britney Spears to live somewhere that's child-friendly, of course – even when the children aren't staying with her, Britney would probably prefer to live in a house where she's less likely to bang her head on a sharp cupboard door or flush both her feet down the toilet or anything like that.
However, finding the perfect child-friendly house might be quite a hard task for Britney Spears, as her demands are fairly steep. There aren't too many houses that have pillowy kitchen floors that won't fracture a baby's skull when you drop them on their head. For example.
victoria says
I doubt this story is true. Britney is doing really well lately and I get the impressions that she wouldn’t do anything to damage the custody of her sons, especially by hooking up with this loser.
soctjr-1 says
Britney Spears vs. Kevin Federline
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/britney_spears_vs_kevin_federline.htm