Here's a thing – if you get sectioned for a prolonged stay in a mental hospital, turns out judges aren't that keen on letting you look after children.
That's what Britney Spears discovered yesterday, as the latest stop on her sad merry go round of court hearings ruled that she still isn't allowed to see either of her sons. This means that the last time Britney Spears saw her children was when she locked herself topless in a bathroom with one of them early last month.
Having said that, it's thought that Kevin Federline is doing all he can to get the kids to spend time with Britney Spears again, reportedly because he's fed up with the infants beating him at Simon Says all the time.
It's not exactly a surprise that Britney Spears still isn't allowed to spend time with her children. Currently she's a recovering mental patient who isn't even allowed to go to the toilet by herself, and legally that does make her a sliver of a percent less suitable than Kevin Federline.
However, the matter of Britney Spears' visitation rights were addressed court yesterday, as they have been intermittently since Britney Spears lost custody of them in October. Needless to say, proceedings either ended with sharp disappointment or a slightly guilty feeling of relief, depending on whether you're Britney Spears or any other human. Reuters reports:
Pop star Britney Spears on Tuesday failed to regain the right to see her two young sons after a closed-door court hearing in the lengthy and bitter custody dispute with her ex-husband Kevin Federline… Los Angeles Superior Court spokesman Alan Parachini told reporters there had been no change in the orders handed out by the family judge who last month stripped Spears of her visiting rights to see Sean Preston, 2 and Jayden James, 1.
Despite this, claims have been made that Kevin Federline is convinced that some time spent with her children will help Britney Spears on her recovery. Lawyers, however, failed to reach an agreement on this, meaning that Kevin's stuck with them for another month at least.
Perhaps he has a point, though – if Britney Spears is allowed to see her children, she might be jolted into realising that she has a responsibility to others to get better. Plus it'll allow her to babble and fart directly at them again instead of storing it all up inside until it all gets too much to bear and she ends up being psychiatrically evaluated for the third time this year.
More than that, though, every second that Britney Spears spends away from her children, that statue of her giving birth decreases in value. Won't someone think of the people who collect disgusting sculptures of baby heads poking out of womens' genitals here?
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mst3kster says
If K-Fed wants the kiddos to see his plop-star ex, why doesn’t he just enroll them into that idiotic dance class she teaches? Crap, he’s a moron!!