Put yourself in the place of Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline; if you had the choice of living with your pointless father Kevin Federline or your permanently mimsy-waving mother Britney Spears, would you actually want to pick either of them?
Probably not, but then Britney and Kevin's two kids don't have the luxury of a preferable third option – like living with the tramps under the railway bridge or running off to the forest to be raised by wolves – to deal with. And despite the Britney Spears/ Kevin Federline divorce hinting that the kids might get away without seeing one of their awful parents very much, the temporary custody deal that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have just agreed on means that for 12 hours a week they get to be looked after by both of them. The lucky buggers.
In a way, we're quite glad that Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline aren't old enough to make decisions for themselves yet, because choosing whether to go and live with Britney Spears or Kevin Federline would take a Herculean amount of evaluation. On the one hand there's Kevin Federline, who's notorious for abandoning his children to party and for threatening to sell a sex tape of his ex-wife in return for a quick buck. But on the other hand there's Britney Spears, who drives her children around in an especially dangerous way and keeps showing off her vagina like it was a pair of new shoes.
Ever since Britney Spears and Kevin Federline started divorce proceedings – and Kevin said he wanted full custody – it looked as if there was going to be an almighty custody battle on the cards, but now Britney and Kevin have reached a custody agreement, even if it will only last for a month, as CNN reports:
The two will share custody through January, but first the pop star will take the tots with her to Miami for a week, according to court papers filed Friday. Spears, 25, was permitted to have 16-month-old Sean Preston Federline and 4-month-old Jayden James Federline with her in Florida through next Thursday. After that, Federline will be allowed to visit the children at Spears' home from noon to 4 p.m. on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Although this particular custody deal expires on January 31, it's hoped that the time spent with both Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will allow both Sean Preston and Jayden James the chance to grow up to be genuine delusional, therapy-riddled, pharmaceutically-dependent spoilt celebrity offspring instead of just being your usual half-arsed spoilt arseholes.
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Slo mo says
Can’t they just give the kids to someone who’d be better at looking after them? Like Michael Jackson or Fred West
omaima says
youpi il es trais cool