The whole world, whether it's ready to admit it or not, wants to be part of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family so much it hurts.
And here's the best part – given that Angelia Jolie now adopts children faster than the global birthrate, eventually we'll all be absorbed into the Jolie-Pitt rainbow army. True, Angelina will force us all to change our names to something like Kakapow Flubnub to fit in with the others, but it'll be worth it.
Until that day, though, we'll just have to watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's last adopted son Pax Thien with quiet admiration, because he's just formally become a Jolie-Pitt. He's our tiny Vietnamese hero.
Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt has probably been through more than you, and he's only about three or four years old. He's certainly had more names than you. Pax Thien was born Pham Quang Sang, only for Angelina Jolie to swoop in, rescue him from his heroin-addict mother and rename him Pax Thien Jolie.
Notice an absence of Pitt there? That's because the Vietnamese government doesn't let unmarried couples adopt children, plus it's also a big fan of The Break-Up and wanted to make the adoption process a little bit more complicated out of solidarity with Jennifer Aniston.
Anyway, 10 months ago Angelina Jolie decided to let Brad Pitt on the act and started the procedure of changing the adopted tot's name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. And now the name-change has become official, meaning that Pax Thien is stuck with his ridiculous name forever. E! Online reports:
A Los Angeles County Children's Court judge formally approved the camera-ready couple's adoption of four-year-old Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt on Wednesday. Pax is now a legally recognized member of the ever-expanding clan, which in addition to the superstar parents includes fellow siblings Maddox, 6; Zahara, 3; and Shiloh, who turns 2 in May. TMZ, which first reported the news, said the family held a mini celebration after the judge signed off on the paperwork at a courthouse in the Monterey Park area of L.A. Jolie reportedly left the facility with a teddy bear in hand.
And if you'd think that four Jolie-Pitt infants is quite enough, then let's not forget about the two unborn Jolie Pitts probably residing inside Angelina Jolie's womb. Let's just be thankful that both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have jobs that pay millions of dollars for doing relatively little work, otherwise we get the impression that all six of their brood would be stitching footballs in a disused chicken coop to help pay the bills by now.
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jen says
ANGELINA JOLIE WAS RESCUED PAX THIEN FROM THE BIG HELL. WHERE NO FUTURE FOR THE POOR KIDS WHERE UNDER THE CONTROL OF EVIL COMMUNIST GANGS. THANK YOU BRAD AND ANGIE.. IN VIETNAM. ONLY COMMUNIST, THEIR RELATION, THEIR FRIENDS GOT EVERYTHING, AND BECOME RED MILLIONAIRS, RED BILLIONAIRS {DOLLARS}. BUT THE PEOPLE IS STILL VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY POOR.
Estefana Lakes says
hi