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Watch the Gamer Trailer! You Lose… You Die.

by Alex de Moller

Finally some sci-fi action with a decent concept! Gamer stars 300‘s Gerard Butler, who plays Kable, a death-row inmate forced to kill his fellows in the name of sadistic computer entertainment. Mind control technology allows the inmates to be ‘played’ by civilians in an online multiplayer shooter called Slayers. The inmates are set against each [...]

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The Brothers Bloom: Prepare To Be Conned!

by Alex de Moller

Stephen is your ultimate swindler. A man who’s made his fortune from complex cons and tricked countless millionaires out of their hard-earned green. Except, he never works alone. His brother Bloom (Adrien Brody) is the missing link and Stephen (Mark Ruffalo) needs his help for the last and greatest con of his career: Tricking a gormless New Jersey heiress out of [...]

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Polish Popstar Dances With The Devil…

by Alex de Moller

Imagine Britney Spears and Marilyn Manson entwined in  freakish, unholy union… The babies would be interesting: Powder-faced little gremlins rolling in their own crap, singing Oops! I Did It Again. Small abominations clad in pink, pining for ketamine, red bull and burgers. It would never happen. Not that Britney’s sane or anything, but mainstream girls [...]

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Watch the How To Be Trailer. Be Somebody!

by Alex de Moller

Life can be a bitch when you’re a nobody… But it’s not your fault. How to Be is the dysfunctional tale of adolescent life in London: Young Art is a failing musician with an ironic haircut and no talent whatsoever. His girlfriend dumps him and he’s forced to move back home to think on his [...]

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Myleene Klass Is A Cannibal. What’s For Dinner?

by Alex de Moller

Dear Myleene,

You’d make an excellent cannibal. In fact, we can’t imagine anyone else consuming human flesh in a bikini.

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Watch the G.I. Joe Trailer! Get Some!

by Alex de Moller

The original action men are back and better than ever… Hasbro’s cult commando toys come to life in G.I. Joe‘s 21st Century resurrection. Jam-packed with visceral effects, martial arts and mass collateral damage in the name of freedom and democracy, this one is set to storm the silver screen with a flash of red, white [...]

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Jordan & Peter Andre: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

by Alex de Moller

It’s time to leave the country.

Dynamite your house, pack your toothbrush and don’t forget to shoot your girlfriend on the way out. You’ll thank us for it later.

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Watch The Proposal Trailer!

by Alex de Moller

Sandra Bullock is getting deported. She’s a Canadian you see, and far too many of them are flooding over the border to live off American prosperity. She’s also the nightmare boss of a huge corporation. The kind of she-wolf that you curse from your cubicle and makes you turn in your six-hour slumber. Margaret Tate [...]

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Watch The Little Ashes Trailer! Steamy Man Love!

by Alex de Moller

Ever wonder why Salvador Dali was a nut?

Because his friends were the Spanish equivalent of Public Enemy. This film retells the early life of the Spanish surrealist and his dabbles with decadence, philosophy and the avant-garde. Arriving at the university of Madrid in 1922, Dali (Robert Pattinson) falls in with Federico García Lorca (Javier Beltrán) and Luis Buñuel (Matthew McNulty), forming the city’s weirdest artistic coven in history.

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Top 10 Post-Apocalytic Movies

by Alex de Moller

Post-apocalypse, or ‘dystopian’ film, has been the stuff of legend since Fritz Lang’s Metropolis, Stanley Kramer’s On the Beach and Franklin J. Schaffner’s Planet of the Apes.

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